The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

I feel like getting a pizza for dinner tonight.
But that is not at all nothing new. Me not wanting pizza would be like Revoltingest not wanting bacon. If either of us get that way, call the police, suicide prevention, EMTs, homeland security, 911, 999, CIA, and the UN. Something is horribly wrong.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am about to go fetch dinner. I am getting pizza. And maybe a "big snack" for after the gym. But very definitely pizza.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Jim is an aged rock star with hundreds of groupies who follow him from on tour.
It's true...I have proof!

 

[Jedster]

@Jedster reads Shakespeare upside down.
It's true...I have proof!

Proof..shmoof.
A sequence of 1's and 0's means sweet fanny adams.
(NB proof ends with the same letter which starts fanny adams; you will need this fact for your next graduation)

 

[lewisnotmiller]

@lewisnotmiller is actually a pre-teen girl from Newark NJ.
It's true....I have proof!

You only this that because I'm totes down with the pre-teen lingo.
Yeet!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I know! I'll hang, draw, and quarter the loved one in front of their significant other! That should get the lamentations of the significant other up to a level that is satisfactory for Revoltingest.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I hate to say it, but what in the good god damn happened to Stone Temple Pilots? They're like Bon Jovi now. Such majorly awesome big rock stars. Once upon a time. Because now they suck.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I really should be gettting to bed. But I don't want to.

 

[Wu Wei]

WHAT!!!! Its 8:30 in the morning....well past time to get out of bed

 

[Revoltingest]

WHAT!!!! Its 8:30 in the morning....well past time to get out of bed cave.

Fixed.

 

[ChristineM]

A few minths ago I msde a vast imprivement in my life by turning off the automatic spellung corrector on my pgone.

So did i, i am dyslexic so it saves the (un)intelligent autocorrect putting in the wrong word but spelled correctly so i cannot see it as an error.

Life is wonderful.

Of course it doesn't stop me writing the wrong word correctly ;-)

 

[Wu Wei]

Fixed.

Why you I outta.....I'll fix you.......

 

[Revoltingest]

Why you I outta.....I'll fix you.......

You'll both support and fix me?
I am indeed blessed by your generosity.

 

[Wu Wei]

You'll both support and fix me?
I am indeed blessed by your generosity.

I will now say to you what I wanted to say, but didn't say to Mrs Wu

Shut yer ding dang piehole

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am learning, no matter the phone, they are abysmally terrible for surfing the web.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

I feel like getting a pizza for dinner tonight.
But that is not at all nothing new. Me not wanting pizza would be like Revoltingest not wanting bacon. If either of us get that way, call the police, suicide prevention, EMTs, homeland security, 911, 999, CIA, and the UN. Something is horribly wrong.

Age can do such things to even the most dedicated pizza lover.

 

[Revoltingest]

Tearful Oprah says Gayle receiving death threats over Kobe questions...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Tearful Oprah says Gayle receiving death threats over Kobe questions...

I think I'm tired of all the Kobe stuff as if he is the only person who has died this year.

 

[sun rise]

You'll both support and fix me?
I am indeed blessed by your generosity.

There's been fixed and there's being fixed. And then there's being in a fix.