The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

 

[Stevicus]

Germany hails couch potatoes as heroes of coronavirus pandemic | DW | 15.11.2020

Couch potatoes are heroes!

 

[Revoltingest]

Landscape work in wet clay is a tough row to hoe.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Landscape work in wet clay is a tough row to hoe.

You just need some motivation. Like a startled Kodiak bear pushing you up the slope.

 

[Revoltingest]

You just need some motivation. Like a startled Kodiak bear pushing you up the slope.

Never let a bear help you from behind.
The say they don't swing that way.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Never let a bear help you from behind.

Because they'll help themselves.

 

[Revoltingest]

Because they'll help themselves.

And don't let them carry your pickanick basket for you either.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

And don't let them carry your pickanick basket for you either.

Sounds like it's just best to run.

After poking any animal several times with a stick to make sure it's not dead, of course.

 

[sun rise]

Speaking of which, someone appears to be hibernating.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Speaking of which, someone appears to be hibernating.

Yep. I think politics, life in general including the possibility of a move, and some other third thing, might have triggered a winter long nap for someone.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I realized last night it is actually "Chappelle's Show," not "The Chappelle Show."
I assume this is how nonnerds feel when they realize Vader never said "Luke, I am your father."

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I learned today my electrolysist is a short distance from where Rodney King's lawyer's office was.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

The kitty stands no chance against 'The Brain" once he takes over the world.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have a liquid handsoap that looks a lot like semen.

 

[Stevicus]

Police: Nude man arrested after driving into grocery store

COLUMBIA FALLS, Mont. (AP) — A man who crashed his car into a Montana grocery store and fled the scene was later arrested after running nude through a nearby retirement home, police said.

The suspect was transported to a local hospital for non-injury medical issues on Thursday and is expected to be booked after he is medically cleared. Columbia Falls Police Chief Clint Peters said his department will identify the suspect when he is booked into jail. Peters said he expects the man will face numerous charges, the Daily Inter Lake reported.

No one was injured in the grocery store. The front doors were destroyed, and cans of Pepsi were scattered around the entrance.

“I had just walked through the side doors when he crashed through the front doors,” witness Natasha Woolworth said. “He went through the store and someone said he chased a guy down an aisle. It was very scary and just awful.”

The driver had fled the scene by the time authorities arrived.

The suspect’s vehicle, a white 1995 Chevrolet Lumina, was later found crashed into a trailer across the highway. The driver fled the scene on foot.

Shortly after discovering the vehicle, police received a report of a nude male running down the hallway of a retirement home that was adjacent to the abandoned vehicle. Officers found the man about one block west of the home and detained him.

The police report says the male showed signs of drug impairment at the time of his arrest.

Well, I guess sometimes, one just has to let go and bust loose.

 

[ChristineM]

I'm putting tire covers on Mr Van & Mr Trailers for the winter.

Got to keep those tyres cosy and well tucked in for when the frost comes. Ive done the same for our fig and lemon trees

 

[ChristineM]

I have a liquid handsoap that looks a lot like semen.

Me too, squirt some on my hand and it reminds me of old times, sweet memories

Hubby had a prostatectomy so can't produce now.

 

[Revoltingest]

The kitty stands no chance against 'The Brain" once he takes over the world.

Cats manipulate brains for their own purposes.