The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

To be honest....I would not call myself negative

Negative
adjective
expressing or containing negation or denial:a negative response to the question.
refusing consent, as to a proposal:a negative reply to my request.
expressing refusal to do something:He maintained a negative attitude about cooperating.
noun
a negative statement, answer, word, gesture, etc.:The ship signaled back a negative.
a refusal of assent:to answer a request with a negative.

I would get more refined and describe myself more a Cynical

adjective
distrusting or disparaging the motives of others; like or characteristic of a cynic.
showing contempt for accepted standards of honesty or morality by one's actions, especially by actions that exploit the scruples of others.
bitterly or sneeringly distrustful, contemptuous, or pessimistic.

 

[sun rise]

To be honest

Honest? Cut it out or you'll make the rest of us look bad.

 

[sun rise]

Beware camel's froth:

The fruits of the Arbute, and the Lote tree, being eaten, will make men as though they were Drunk. Also dates eaten in too great a quantity, cause Drunkenness, and the pain to the head. Sowbread with Wine, makes a man Drunk. Amber-greese, or Musk, put in Wine, exasperates Drunkenness. The filth of a dogs ear mingled with Wine, makes one Drunk, as Albertus says. But Rhases, out of whom he took it, says, that Wine, wherein the seeds of Ricinus are Infused, if anyone drink it, it will inebriate them. Camel's froth, drunk with water by a drunken man, will make him mad, as possessed with a Devil.

 

[sun rise]

And one more piece of sage advise

"Furthermore never fart when you are dancing; grit your teeth and compel your arse to hold back the fart... Do not have a dripping nose and do not dribble at the mouth. No woman desires a man with rabies. And refrain from spitting before the maidens, because that makes one sick and even revolts the stomach. If you spit or blow your nose or sneeze, remember to turn your head away after the spasm; and remember not to wipe your nose with your fingers; do it properly with a white handkerchief. Do not eat either leeks or onions because they leave an unpleasant odour in the mouth."

Timeless (and Terrible) Advice From the Middle Ages

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And...I will officiate weddings too

As a free gift to the happy couple...I will also personally inspect all the food for the reception

I don't like "man buns" (In general, I detest the insecurities behind labeling things like hugs as "man hugs" or panties of "manties.")
You should push him off the cliff. With your bad knee it may be good to not have to chase down a hiker every once in awhile.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

To be honest....I would not call myself negative

Negative
adjective
expressing or containing negation or denial:a negative response to the question.
refusing consent, as to a proposal:a negative reply to my request.
expressing refusal to do something:He maintained a negative attitude about cooperating.
noun
a negative statement, answer, word, gesture, etc.:The ship signaled back a negative.
a refusal of assent:to answer a request with a negative.

I would get more refined and describe myself more a Cynical

adjective
distrusting or disparaging the motives of others; like or characteristic of a cynic.
showing contempt for accepted standards of honesty or morality by one's actions, especially by actions that exploit the scruples of others.
bitterly or sneeringly distrustful, contemptuous, or pessimistic.

I like that. And next time someone calls me negative I can say "I am not negative, *****. I am cynical."
And, seriously. Did you notice the abundance of pinheaded circular definitions? What is negative? A negative response; negative reply; containing negation; negative statement. Ok, so what the hell does negative mean?

 

[Wu Wei]

I like that. And next time someone calls me negative I can say "I am not negative, *****. I am cynical."
And, seriously. Did you notice the abundance of pinheaded circular definitions? What is negative? A negative response; negative reply; containing negation; negative statement. Ok, so what the hell does negative mean?

opposite of positive

 

[Wu Wei]

So.....the local PD folks WON'T violate the Constitution....and THEY'RE called irresponsible by the powers that be........

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I tested positive for a negative attitude.
Th' devil curses th' day he made willie!

Fixed.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't like "man buns" (In general, I detest the insecurities behind labeling things like hugs as "man hugs" or panties of "manties.")
You should push him off the cliff. With your bad knee it may be good to not have to chase down a hiker every once in awhile.

Don't forget "moobs".

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't like "man buns" (In general, I detest the insecurities behind labeling things like hugs as "man hugs" or panties of "manties.")
You should push him off the cliff. With your bad knee it may be good to not have to chase down a hiker every once in awhile.

not to worry....there is a free service given as part of the ceremony....that dang think is ripped off...cuz NO man should have one....especially a married man.......

And I am so dang happy the oldest cut his dang man bun off 3 years ago and the stupid dang thing has never returned

 

[Revoltingest]

And I am so dang happy the oldest cut his dang man bun off 3 years ago and the stupid dang thing has never returned

To have raised a son with a man bun means you've failed as parents.
But his removing it just might redeem you.

 

[Wu Wei]

To have raised a son with a man bun means you've failed as parents.
But his removing it just might redeem you.

He didn't have the ding dang thing when he was at home.....he was in his sophmore year at college.....when he switched to ENGINEERING....when he came home with the ding dang thing...it was that dang MECHANICAL engineering warping his mind that produced the man bun.....would NEVER have grown the dang thing if he'd gone into acting, math or economics like he said he was.....but NOOOOOO he switched to MECHANICAL ENGINEERING and that DING DANG MANBUN appeared....so don't blame me ya ding dang filthy engineering misleader of youth

 

[Revoltingest]

He didn't have the ding dang thing when he was at home.....he was in his sophmore year at college.....when he switched to ENGINEERING....when he came home with the ding dang thing...it was that dang MECHANICAL engineering warping his mind that produced the man bun.....would NEVER have grown the dang thing if he'd gone into acting, math or economics like he said he was.....but NOOOOOO he switched to MECHANICAL ENGINEERING and that DING DANG MANBUN appeared....so don't blame me ya ding dang filthy engineering misleader of youth

Not a single engineer I've ever known has worn a man bun.
What school did you send him to....University of Manbunnery?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

so don't blame me ya ding dang filthy engineering misleader of youth

But, we all agree on this.
The man bun has got to go. Death to it, now and forever.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Not a single engineer I've ever known has worn a man bun.

We must conspire to prevent CAD diagrams and blue prints of man buns so this fine group does not fall to false doctrine.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

But, we all agree on this.
The man bun has got to go. Death to it, now and forever.

Agreed.

Men shouldn't wear buns in their hair. If they want a bun and not be ridiculed for it... they should undergo hormone replacement therapy like everyone else.

 

[Wu Wei]

Not a single engineer I've ever known has worn a man bun.
What school did you send him to....University of Manbunnery?

That's because all you know are old decrepit washed up use to be retired deadbeat engineers.......and they are all just plain weird........these days it manifests itself in that DIN DANG MANBUN......it is that DING DANG SUBVERSIVE ENGINEERING HOOOY

 

[Wu Wei]

You know....the planet would be a pretty nice place....if it weren't for all the people.....

 

[Revoltingest]

That's because all you know are old decrepit washed up use to be retired deadbeat engineers.......and they are all just plain weird........these days it manifests itself in that DIN DANG MANBUN......it is that DING DANG SUBVERSIVE ENGINEERING HOOOY

Tsk, tsk, tsk....I raised me young'ns to know better than
to sport a man bun. Unlike you, I warned me own to fight
such subversive trash as....