The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

 

[Wu Wei]

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different."
- Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without A Country

 

[sun rise]

A few more than I'll go on to something else:

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Tsk, tsk, tsk....I raised me young'ns to know better than
to sport a man bun. Unlike you, I warned me own to fight
such subversive trash as....

You have done the world a great service.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I had a question about the pole thing that intersected the jib boom, but I decided not to ask.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I had a question about the pole thing that intersected the jib boom, but I decided not to ask.

I had a question once.

 

[sun rise]

I had a question once.

I've done questionable things many times.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I've done questionable things many times.

I think most of us have. And with the amount of time each of us spends on RF... some of those things are recorded for future generations.

 

[Revoltingest]

Spike Lee changes direction with musical about Viagra...

 

[sun rise]

Spike Lee changes direction with musical about Viagra...

Is it a stand out musical that commands attention?

 

[Revoltingest]

Is it a stand out musical that commands attention?

Will it rise to the occasion?

 

[Wu Wei]

I've decided I am not prejudice....because I hate everybody equally

 

[Brickjectivity]

Never use hatred on a stuck zipper, because it provides several ways to hurt yourself.

 

[sun rise]

I've decided I am not prejudice....because I hate everybody equally

I see. You're the Good Omens "Shadwell" of RF who "was racist in such a glowering, undirected way that it was quite inoffensive; it was simply that Shadwell hated everyone in the world, regardless of caste, color, or creed, and wasn’t going to make any exceptions for anyone."

 

[Brickjectivity]

"Since when does prejudice follow any law but its own?" -- Foundation spoken through Hoober Mallow while reclined smoking a cigar.

 

[Revoltingest]

I've decided I am not prejudice....because I hate everybody equally

Since you hate blacks, asians, Englishmen, & Scots, you are indeed racist.

To make you feel better, I offer...

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Stevicus]

Arkansas group offering $10,000 and a free bike to new residents

Nov. 18 (UPI) -- An economic development organization in Northwest Arkansas is seeking to lure new residents to the area with an offer of $10,000 and a free bicycle.

The Northwest Arkansas Council's Life Works Here Initiative announced it is offering aspiring residents of the region a payment of $10,000 to relocate, as well as a street or mountain bike for enjoying the area's 162 miles of paved trails and 322 miles of mountain biking trails.

Anybody want $10,000 and a free bike? Move to Arkansas.

The council said new residents who don't want a new bike can also take an option for an annual membership to the Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art or another cultural institution.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

Since you hate blacks, asians, Englishmen, & Scots, you are indeed racist.

To make you feel better, I offer...

if its a people.....name it...I hate it......therefore I'm not prejudice.....ok...maybe a little...I hate Scots a little more...oh and Liechtensteinians....can't stand them