The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

You are a mere low level 3 or 4 Heathen with your atheism.
I'm a Luciferian, left Jesus' flock, and have been credited with doing my part to lead an entire generation away from god. I'm a level 8 Heathen.

I have an honorary PhD from Satan.
You may call me "Doctor Revoltingest".

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have an honorary PhD from Satan.
You may call me "Doctor Revoltingest".

You have never before mentioned this.
Handshake! Now! Prove it!

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Revoltingest]

You have never before mentioned this.
Handshake! Now! Prove it!

The "Doctor" prefix is proof enuf.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The "Doctor" prefix is proof enuf.

Nah. That's the work of god I smell. Just like a prophet who claimed to see the light, and that was proof enough. Because that Devil Science is all about proof, and statistically significant correlations, and burden of proof.
You're not a double agent, are you?

 

[Revoltingest]

Nah. That's the work of god I smell. Just like a prophet who claimed to see the light, and that was proof enough. Because that Devil Science is all about proof, and statistically significant correlations, and burden of proof.
You're not a double agent, are you?

God works in mysterious ways, but she avoids me like the plague.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

God works in mysterious ways, but she avoids me like the plague.

So you too worship the Goddess? Blessings upon Alan Rickman for revealing to us the goddess is Alanis Morissette.

 

[Revoltingest]

So you too worship the Goddess? Blessings upon Alan Rickman for revealing to us the goddess is Alanis Morissette.

Worship?
No.
But I have seen her....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Worship?
No.
But I have seen her....

No. That's Mol. Here is the goddess.

 

[Wu Wei]

Nah. That's the work of god I smell. Just like a prophet who claimed to see the light, and that was proof enough. Because that Devil Science is all about proof, and statistically significant correlations, and burden of proof.
You're not a double agent, are you?

 

[Revoltingest]

You are hereafter "Doctor Wu Wei".

 

[sun rise]

I changed doctors again.
Hopefully now Ill be able to get into the specialists I requested referrals to months ago.

Good luck. I'm in the middle of choosing a new doctor because our old one is retiring.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

Opposing man buns is sexist retrogressive gender stereotyping leading to the next life where you will advocate genetic change so that everyone will look like this

 

[sun rise]

Oh and by the way, I'm thinking of a good celebration for the season.

 

[Revoltingest]

Opposing man buns is sexist retrogressive gender stereotyping leading to the next life where you will advocate genetic change so that everyone will look like this

I don't oppose man buns.
Moreover, I'd like it if you sported one.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Satan wants me to tell you he had nothing to do with man buns. He suspects it was an angel attempting to get men more consistently falling in line with the no long hair for men thing.
The ghost of Lovecraft wants me to remind me large, unblinking eyes are signs of the Deep Ones.

that's certainly what I was thinking...

 

[sun rise]

Pay heed to true wisdom

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

You are hereafter "Doctor Wu Wei".

But of course....but then it counts as an office visit so.....that will be....$250