The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

I am about to start my taxes. For some reason I just feel blugh about doing it this year. I don't know why. I'd'av' been done by now if I just did it like I usually do. But this year I just seem to want to procrastinate with it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

He shouldn't be jealous .
He can get his own bacon.

And he can afford the good bacon.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Revoltingest]

Does that even count for a breakfast serving?

It's just the minimum for disease prevention.

 

[Wu Wei]

He shouldn't be jealous .
He can get his own bacon.

He ain't jealous, he is angry because you ain't following his words of wisdom about quarantine, testing and multiple masks...ya reprobate rebel

 

[Revoltingest]

He ain't jealous, he is angry because you ain't following his words of wisdom about quarantine, testing and multiple masks...ya reprobate rebel

I'm all about the social distancing....avoiding people.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm all about the social distancing....avoiding people.

As am I....well actually people tend to social distance and avoid me...frankly I think it prejudice against 1500 pound killing machines....but that aside...the good Doctor wants you to do more.....as do the health departments of most sates....but they may let you slide if you wear 3 masks....or possibly some heavy duty PPE...like this

 

[Revoltingest]

As am I....well actually people tend to social distance and avoid me...frankly I think it prejudice against 100 pound killing machines....but that aside...the good Doctor wants you to do more.....as do the health departments of most sates....but they may let you slide if you wear 3 masks....or possibly some heavy duty PPE...like this

Only 100 pounds?
Did you lose weight?

 

[Wu Wei]

Only 100 pounds?
Did you lose weight?

Nope a typographical error which I corrected...its a bad eye day and I need me some drops in them

 

[ChristineM]

Nope a typographical error which I corrected...its a bad eye day and I need me some drops in them

Well, you know what to do then?

 

[Revoltingest]

Nope a typographical error which I corrected...its a bad eye day and I need me some drops in them

A bad eye caused a loss of 1400 pounds?

 

[Wu Wei]

A bad eye caused a loss of 1400 pounds?

you have no idea what "typographical error" means...do you

 

[Revoltingest]

you have no idea what "typographical error" means...do you

Your type of error?

 

[Wu Wei]

Your type of error?

yup....just as I thought....you have little to no actual understanding of the English language....probably lost some brain cells in your engineering career due to your usage of the metric system

 

[ChristineM]

Your type of error?

Hmmm, i would have said your type of graphical erro

 

[Revoltingest]

yup....just as I thought....you have little to no actual understanding of the English language....probably lost some brain cells in your engineering career due to your usage of the metric system

Even minimal exposure to the metric system can
have deleterious effects....
- Listening to German techno music.
- A taste for muesli.
- Inability to deal with fractions.
- Monkey touching.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hmmm, i would have said your type of graphical erro

Well it's good that you didn't say that.

 

[ChristineM]

Well it's good that you didn't say that.

I would have spelled error correctly first

 

[Revoltingest]

I would have spelled error correctly first

 

[ChristineM]

Even minimal exposure to the metric system can
have deleterious effects....
- Listening to German techno music.
- A taste for muesli.
- Inability to deal with fractions.
- Monkey touching.

There are worse things than German techno music, i can't think of anything off hand but...

I like muesli, but i use the metric system, nuf said...

Only around 1/4 of the time.

Monkey touching? Please explain yourself good sir

BTW, how many cents in a dollar?