The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Monkey touching? Please explain yourself good sir

 

[ChristineM]

Ahh American monkey touching, that explains all

 

[Wu Wei]

Even minimal exposure to the metric system can
have deleterious effects....
- Listening to German techno music.
- A taste for muesli.
- Inability to deal with fractions.
- Monkey touching.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ahh American monkey touching, that explains all

Not American...that is German monkey touching......see...this is what the metric system can do to a people

 

[ChristineM]

Not American...that is German monkey touching......see...this is what the metric system can do to a people

That was most certainly not a German monkey
in fact, i just checked, its a Canadian monkey

 

[Wu Wei]

That was most certainly not a German monkey
in fact, i just checked, its a Canadian monkey

Oh I see...your in denial......the metric system will do that to you

 

[ChristineM]

Oh I see...your in denial......the metric system will do that to you

I don't know if Canada is metric.

Methinks the partial lack of metric maybe causing some schizophrenic episodes in your country, metric money and non metric temperature would certainly cause deep seated problems

 

[Revoltingest]

Ahh American monkey touching, that explains all

Dieter ist German.

 

[ChristineM]

Dieter ist German.

Canadian tv with Canadian scrip writers for consumption by Canadian audiences

 

[Revoltingest]

Canadian tv with Canadian scrip writers for consumption by Canadian audiences

Just listen to his accent.
Dieter ist ein typisches deutsches monkey kontaktgeperver.

 

[ChristineM]

Just listen to his accent.
Dieter ist ein typisches deutsches monkey kontaktgeperver.

Now come on, what has accent to do with it. You know Hollywood always casts a British actor with real British accent as the bad guy.

Sprockets was a Canadian tv show

 

[Revoltingest]

Now come on, what has accent to do with it. You know Hollywood always casts a British actor with real British accent as the bad guy.

Sprockets was a Canadian tv show

That's the ruse...pretending to be Canuckistanian.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

another Canadian show...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've got to start my taxes over to double and triple check the numbers, because the number I got back says I owe Uncle Sam $1,063 dollars, while the California Bear is giving my $24.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Even minimal exposure to the metric system can
have deleterious effects....
- Listening to German techno music.
- A taste for muesli.
- Inability to deal with fractions.
- Monkey touching.

I hate fractions and refuse to work with them. And I do that listening to German techno music (and an Austrian industrial artist who does many songs in German).
But these things being deleterious? Nope.

 

[Revoltingest]

I hate fractions and refuse to work with them. And I do that listening to German techno music (and an Austrian industrial artist who does many songs in German).
But these things being deleterious? Nope.

Metric Wolf

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't know if Canada is metric.

Methinks the partial lack of metric maybe causing some schizophrenic episodes in your country, metric money and non metric temperature would certainly cause deep seated problems

Look, there is just no talking to you as long as you're under the influence of the Metric system...and yes, Canada is metric

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Look, there is just no talking to you as long as you're under the influence of the Metric system...and yes, Canada is metric

Give in to the Metric! Let reason, sense, and logic dictate your measurements and weights! Do away with foolhardiness of memorizing unit numbers that seem random and arbitrary and are too hard to memorize. Set your numbering life free of the chains and shackles of the Imperials, and embrace the warmth and comfort of the Metric!

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have discovered Costco bacon is really good bacon. Not cheap like tons of other things, and it's actually on the expensive side for bacon around here, but damn it's good and worth it.
Their pizza isn't bad, but damn it's greasy.