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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Yer not only a commie...yer a drunkard.
I have proof!
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Posted like the true director of the Revoltinstan Ministry of Public Ignorance and Propaganda

I don't wear COMMIE hats when I drink..... and one bottle....PFHHT...hardly worth the effort

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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
One of these days my news ticker thingy will realize I don't know who this Billy Eilish is or some Paige bloke who must be a young trans dude making a big deal over posting shirtless pics.
And it's starting to go back to giving me all this Republican crap and Fox News garbage.
Computers need to learn not everyone is a stupid human and dogmatic in having to have partisan sources, and not everyone is so dull they fall under or even appreciate Looney Lib or Cooky Con bullocks.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
And now to announce something completely random and meaningless. Hubby has just come home from the bar with this joke.

A man walks into a bar followed elephant.

The barman says "do you know there is an elephant following you"

"Yeah" says the guy, "this is my pet elephant, i call him Billy and he is special, he can **** mice"

"No way" says the barman, "he's far too big"

"I can prove it, do you want to see my elephant **** a mouse?"

Barman is eager to see this but doesn't have a handy mouse so he calls out to his customers "guy here says his elephant can **** mice, i real want to see this but don't have a mouse, does anyone have a mouse?"

I little old lady, in a quite husky voice "yes, I've got one, ive got a mouse, i carry my beloved pet Maisy with me everywhere i go"

The barman says, "do you mind if this elephant ****s your mouse?"

"No problem" says the little old lady. "I really like to see this myself, and i am sure Maisy the mouse is feeling a bit naughty, she usually is. i bet there's a trick to it somewhere though"

The barman takes the mouse and says to the lady, "thank you, for you the drinks are on the house all night"

He takes Maisy the mouse to the guy with the elephant and says, "here is a mouse, if your elephant can **** this mouse your drinks are on the house all night too. What should i do with the mouse?"

The guy says, "just put the mouse on the floor in front of the elephant"

So the barman does as asked.

The guy says "Billy, mouse"

The elephant looks down, focuses on the mouse, the passion is palpable, the elephant steps forward, lifts a leg and stomps.

The guy says "There ya go, its ****ed"
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
WOW....you're better at propaganda than this....you should be ashamed at such a lame attempt

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Canadians are commies at heart. They have socialized medicine where everyone can get treated. And we know capitalism is all about those on the bottom suffering while those on the top luxuriate.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
And now to announce something completely random and meaningless. Hubby has just come home from the bar with this joke.

A man walks into a bar followed elephant.

The barman says "do you know there is an elephant following you"

"Yeah" says the guy, "this is my pet elephant, i call him Billy and he is special, he can **** mice"

"No way" says the barman, "he's far too big"

"I can prove it, do you want to see my elephant **** a mouse?"

Barman is eager to see this but doesn't have a handy mouse so he calls out to his customers "guy here says his elephant can **** mice, i real want to see this but don't have a mouse, does anyone have a mouse?"

I little old lady, in a quite husky voice "yes, I've got one, ive got a mouse, i carry my beloved pet with me everywhere i go"

The barman says, "do you mind if this elephant ****s your mouse?"

"No problem" says the little old lady. "I really like to see this myself, and i am sure Maisy the mouse is feeling a bit naughty, she usually is. i bet there's a trick to it somewhere though"

The barman takes the mouse and says to the lady, "thank you, for you the drinks are on the house all night"

He takes the Maisy the mouse to the guy with the elephant and says, "here is a mouse, if your elephant can **** this mouse your drinks are on the house all night too. What should i do with the mouse?"

The guy says, "just put the mouse on the floor in front of the elephant"

So the barman does as asked.

The guy says "Billy, mouse"

The elephant looks down, focuses on the mouse, the passion is palpable, the elephant steps forward, lifts a leg and stomps.

The guy says "There ya go, its ****ed"

Good one.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
And now to announce something completely random and meaningless. Hubby has just come home from the bar with this joke.

A man walks into a bar followed elephant.

The barman says "do you know there is an elephant following you"

"Yeah" says the guy, "this is my pet elephant, i call him Billy and he is special, he can **** mice"

"No way" says the barman, "he's far too big"

"I can prove it, do you want to see my elephant **** a mouse?"

Barman is eager to see this but doesn't have a handy mouse so he calls out to his customers "guy here says his elephant can **** mice, i real want to see this but don't have a mouse, does anyone have a mouse?"

I little old lady, in a quite husky voice "yes, I've got one, ive got a mouse, i carry my beloved pet Maisy with me everywhere i go"

The barman says, "do you mind if this elephant ****s your mouse?"

"No problem" says the little old lady. "I really like to see this myself, and i am sure Maisy the mouse is feeling a bit naughty, she usually is. i bet there's a trick to it somewhere though"

The barman takes the mouse and says to the lady, "thank you, for you the drinks are on the house all night"

He takes Maisy the mouse to the guy with the elephant and says, "here is a mouse, if your elephant can **** this mouse your drinks are on the house all night too. What should i do with the mouse?"

The guy says, "just put the mouse on the floor in front of the elephant"

So the barman does as asked.

The guy says "Billy, mouse"

The elephant looks down, focuses on the mouse, the passion is palpable, the elephant steps forward, lifts a leg and stomps.

The guy says "There ya go, its ****ed"

Somehow this reminds me of Quentin Tarantino's joke in Desperado.

 
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