The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

O Paimon, mon amour, mon seigneur, mon roi! Louange à vous!

Was sprichst Sie? Ich kann nicht dich verstehen, also Ich werde dich auf Deutsch verspotten.
Or if we want to get really serious about this:
Hab SoSII' Quch!

 

[Wu Wei]

什么
Shénme

 

[Viker]

Was sprichst Sie? Ich kann nicht dich verstehen, also Ich werde dich auf Deutsch verspotten.
Or if we want to get really serious about this:
Hab SoSII' Quch!

Apprends le français!!!

 

[Stevicus]

我不会说 法语
Wǒ bù huì shuō fǎyǔ

If you do, you'll have to clean it up.

 

[Revoltingest]

And now to announce something completely random and meaningless. Hubby has just come home from the bar with this joke.

Spoiler: Parental Advisory

A man walks into a bar followed elephant.

The barman says "do you know there is an elephant following you"

"Yeah" says the guy, "this is my pet elephant, i call him Billy and he is special, he can **** mice"

"No way" says the barman, "he's far too big"

"I can prove it, do you want to see my elephant **** a mouse?"

Barman is eager to see this but doesn't have a handy mouse so he calls out to his customers "guy here says his elephant can **** mice, i real want to see this but don't have a mouse, does anyone have a mouse?"

I little old lady, in a quite husky voice "yes, I've got one, ive got a mouse, i carry my beloved pet Maisy with me everywhere i go"

The barman says, "do you mind if this elephant ****s your mouse?"

"No problem" says the little old lady. "I really like to see this myself, and i am sure Maisy the mouse is feeling a bit naughty, she usually is. i bet there's a trick to it somewhere though"

The barman takes the mouse and says to the lady, "thank you, for you the drinks are on the house all night"

He takes Maisy the mouse to the guy with the elephant and says, "here is a mouse, if your elephant can **** this mouse your drinks are on the house all night too. What should i do with the mouse?"

The guy says, "just put the mouse on the floor in front of the elephant"

So the barman does as asked.

The guy says "Billy, mouse"

The elephant looks down, focuses on the mouse, the passion is palpable, the elephant steps forward, lifts a leg and stomps.

The guy says "There ya go, its ****ed"

Saw that punchline come'n a mile away.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Apprends le français!!!

Es nicht gut. Es braucht mehr hauching und schluren. Und viel mehr Bier!

 

[Viker]

 

[sun rise]

我不会说 法语
Wǒ bù huì shuō fǎyǔ

Of course not, you speak Russian of course. Or if you want to pretend:

“全世界的工人，联合起来！除了锁链，你没有什么可失去的！”
“Quán shìjiè de gōngrén, liánhé qǐlái! Chúle suǒliàn, nǐ méiyǒu shé me kě shīqù de!”

 

[Wu Wei]

I just put xiidra drops in my eyes

 

[Revoltingest]

I had anchovy cauliflower pasta for dindin.

 

[sun rise]

I enjoyed yummy steak salad for dinner.

 

[Wu Wei]

for dinner, I had a hi....nevermind.... I'll just say goodnight and let it go at that

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I had anchovy cauliflower pasta for dindin.

I've known one other person who says dindin.

 

[Viker]

 

[Stevicus]

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Just for yucks, I decided to do an image search on this, and the first link that came up was for the U.S. Department of Transportation. (Department of Transportation)

I suppose it was only a matter of time before the government got involved in this.

 

[Viker]

Just for yucks, I decided to do an image search on this, and the first link that came up was for the U.S. Department of Transportation. (Department of Transportation)

I suppose it was only a matter of time before the government got involved in this.

They're watching how well you drive.

 

[Viker]

Grandpa is a such a fine student of the arts.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Turns out doing what a very significant chunk of all humans have done (being a mom) is the coolest and most rewarding thing my ex has done.
I feel very accomplished in life next to that, lmao.