The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[PoetPhilosopher]

I stuffed myself with pizza.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Pigeons have begun to arm themselves. The end is nigh.

Yep, that @beenherebeforeagain - it's always the quiet ones that you'd never expect.

 

[Viker]

I stuffed myself with pizza.

No way! I just ate pizza!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Would you read it in a hut?
Would you read it with a ****?

Would he read it in the gutter?
Would he read it with windows shuttered?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

No way! I just ate pizza!

I also had pizza today.

 

[Viker]

I also had pizza today.

Whoa. Mind blown.

 

[Wu Wei]

Would you read it in a hut?
Would you read it with a ****?

STOP IT!!!!.... Stop it RIGHT NOW!!!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

You speciest arseling!

It is not specieist if its true

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Whoa. Mind blown.

Shouldn't be. My favorite sandwich at Subway is a spicy Italian on Italian herbs and cheese bread with marinara sauce, parmesan, sub spice, and a light drizzling of the garlic herb oil. And it's my favorite because I love pizza.

 

[Revoltingest]

Would he read it in the gutter?
Would he read it with windows shuttered?

Would he read it in his cave?
Would he read it at a rave?

 

[Revoltingest]

STOP IT!!!!.... Stop it RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Triggered by asterisks replacing the intended word?
Would you read it...would you now...with a rhyme that's quite absurd?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Would he read it in his cave?
Would he read it at a rave?

Would he read it at Woodstock?
Would he read it with a vial of hemlock?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Would he read it with a Scot?
Would he read it with my mind in rot?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I found Catcher In The Rye uninteresting.
Was that my problem or his?

I found many of the 'classics' to be somewhat less than spellbinding.

Edit: But I see that others have already mentioned this.

 

[Revoltingest]

Would he read it at Woodstock?
Would he read it with a vial of hemlock?

Would he read it with his friend?
Or did he meet a tragic end?
(Eating them's a common trend.)

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Would he read it with his friend?
Or did he meet a tragic end?
(Eating them's a common trend.)

It's no use. @Wu Wei would call us a liar.
Even if we heard his friend scream, "Fire!"

 

[Revoltingest]

It's no use. @Wu Wei would call us a liar.
Even if we heard his friend scream, "Fire!"

Would he read it they scream?
Would he read it in a stream?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Would he read it with his friend?
Or did he meet a tragic end?
(Eating them's a common trend.)

Does he have any friends?
His grumpiness is much to mend.
His fun talk yearns to grow and amend.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Does he have any friends?
His grumpiness is much to mend.
His fun talk yearns to grow and amend.

Friends are for the friendly.
But he chased them all away when he had a knee.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Would he read it they scream?
Would he read it in a stream?

Would he read it dressed as a fish?
Would he read it while making a wish?