The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Nebraska has cornhuskers.

CORN!!!!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

Sure. Sure, but you gotta admit they have less coastline

There are a whole lot of states with less coastline......and by less, I mean no coastline at all

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

CORN!!!!!!

Speaking of corn, remember to save your money to tithe a Menard's. They'll rebate some of that tithe back to ya.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sure. Sure, but you gotta admit they have less coastline

And NH is closer to more antique scrap iron shows.

 

[Wu Wei]

Speaking of corn, remember to save your money to tithe a Menard's. They'll rebate some of that tithe back to ya.

Now why would I tithe a corn fume induced hallucination

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Now why would I tithe a corn fume induced hallucination

Because the sales ad is useful, has deals, and hasn't been rewritten as many times as some Holy books.

 

[Wu Wei]

Because the sales ad is useful, has deals, and hasn't been rewritten as many times as some Holy books.

and they're non-existent hallucinations.....

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

and they're non-existent hallucinations.....

So you say. But I believe there are many paths in and out within Menard's.

 

[ChristineM]

There are a whole lot of states with less coastline......and by less, I mean no coastline at all

precisely my point

 

[Stevicus]

There are a whole lot of states with less coastline......and by less, I mean no coastline at all

Arizona has no coastline, and we're better than Nebraska.

 

[Revoltingest]

and they're non-existent hallucinations.....

Sounds like a certain bear has been huffing NYC fumes.

 

[ChristineM]

And NH is closer to more antique scrap iron shows.

Not something i would have considered but i see why you do

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Some say Menard's has things to promote good energy. Still others come because they want a potluck.

 

[Wu Wei]

So you say. But I believe there are many paths in and out within Menard's.

and all lead to inhalation of corn fumes

 

[Wu Wei]

precisely my point

exactly....but NH is better than all of them...and it has 13 miles of coastline too

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

and all lead to inhalation of corn fumes

But you do get an itemized list of your sins after shopping there.

 

[Wu Wei]

Arizona has no coastline, and we're better than Nebraska.

OK, I'll give you that, mostly based on the fact I think Saguaro cactus are cool, and of course the complete lack of dangerous corn fumes....but New Hampshire is better than both

 

[Revoltingest]

and all lead to inhalation of corn fumes

Oh, you Noo Yawkers with your Perrier & brie.

 

[Wu Wei]

Sounds like a certain bear has been huffing NYC fumes.

BORING!!!!!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

But you do get an itemized list of your sins after shopping there.

which is a mirage