The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Venezuela to slash six zeroes from currency -central bank

 

[Stevicus]

I begin to suspect that you don't like Indiana.

For a good part of my life, Indiana was nothing more than a toll road on our way to our grandparents' house in Illinois.

I also remember this:

 

[Revoltingest]

For a good part of my life, Indiana was nothing more than a toll road on our way to our grandparents' house in Illinois.

I also remember this:

Indiana to me is where the Portland engine show lives.
And the Wolf engine collection in Peru.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Indiana to me is where the Portland engine show lives.
And the Wolf engine collection in Peru.

I didn't even know that wolves had engines. Must be a South American thing.

 

[Revoltingest]

I didn't even know that wolves had engines. Must be a South American thing.

Wolves in Peru IN have engines.

 

[sun rise]

Places like here it would probably be a waste of water. In driver's ed I got to be really good at parallel parking because I got to practice it a bunch. Out in the real world I do it so infrequently that I didn't do it for my driving test (the instructor gave up on trying to find a spot), and I've gotten pretty bad at it. Except I started making myself start practicing and doing it again because I often have time to spare, so I'm getting good at it again.
I don't know how to make practice a viable thing here. Probably gravel roads just to have bad road conditions.

I too had lost the parallel parking skill and decided to revive it a bit ago.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

For a good part of my life, Indiana was nothing more than a toll road on our way to our grandparents' house in Illinois.

Triggered.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And the Wolf engine collection in Peru.

The land of clowns, meth, and a sea of churches. And tons of smokers.
It's always been one of my most despised places.
But one mayor, I accidentally lobbed a USA Today on his roof (steep stairs and lots of snow and ice that night so I threw his papers on his porch). Another mayor, a cop threatened to kill him. Another cop tased an elderly man with Alzheimers at a nursing home for being uncooperative.

 

[Stevicus]

Triggered.

The Land of Lincoln?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

The Land of Lincoln?

 

[Revoltingest]

Truthers Demanding Horse Medicine Instead of Shot..

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I begin to suspect that you don't like Indiana.

Not at all. I hate that state, and don't miss the prejudiced arselings who want to beat people with a Bible and openly say they think they should still be allowed to own slaves.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Not at all. I hate that state, and don't miss the prejudiced arselings who want to beat people with a Bible and openly say they think they should still be allowed to own slaves.

I'm beginning to think that you don't like slaves.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm experiencing garbage colored glasses, today. I'm smiling anyway, but there is a lot of garbage. I'll try not to look at any of you. That would be gruesome.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm going to Menards today.
Don't tell @Wu Wei...he thinks they don't exist.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'm going to Menards today.
Don't tell @Wu Wei...he thinks they don't exist.

Yeah. I'm worried he's becoming The Grinch That Stole Halloween.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm going to Menards today.
Don't tell @Wu Wei...he thinks they don't exist.

*immitates grumpy bear voice*
You corn huffing degenerate!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So I didn't go on the trip to San Francisco yesterday with my mom and nephew. Because I knew for one it would be everything my mom wanted to do (and she'll spend all day just looking in stores), she rushes around and will not slow down and take her time, and she is an insufferable embarrassment at times. Yesterday it was this necklace my nephew wanted to get, but my mom told him no because he needed to get something more masculine.
Also confirming my suspicions that, no, she doesn't really accept me and, yes, she still she's me as a regular guy.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

*immitates grumpy bear voice*
You corn huffing degenerate!

I can do better....

"Cut that DING-DANG rakket!!! I'm tryin to sleep!

(bear picture)"

 

[JustGeorge]

Perhaps your world needs more snow, eh.

No thanks. We get enough.

We're just expected to drive in it, anyways.

Iowans tend to be unreasonable.