The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

No thanks. We get enough.

We're just expected to drive in it, anyways.

Iowans tend to be unreasonable.

Iowa, eh.
I've heard that only football players & hookers from Iowa.

What position do you play?

 

[JustGeorge]

Maybe see a podologue / podiatrist. Sore feet can be a misery

They are...

(I've been putting it off because I'm scared they might tell me to wear shoes... Old people shoes, at that...)

 

[Revoltingest]

They are...

(I've been putting it off because I'm scared they might tell me to wear shoes... Old people shoes, at that...)

Not all shoes are worn on the feet.

In summertime, I stop walking barefoot outside.
The squirrels leave pine cone pieces all over.
And those things stick to my feet sumthin fierce!

 

[JustGeorge]

Iowa, eh.
I've heard that only football players & hookers from Iowa.

What position do you play?

Always offensive.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I noticed I am nearing becoming RFs second biggest loser most in need of a life.

 

[Revoltingest]

I noticed I am nearing becoming RFs second biggest loser most in need of a life.

And at your age...you're not even retired yet!
But you're still only almost the biggest loser in posts/age.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Iowa, eh.
I've heard that only football players & hookers from Iowa.

What position do you play?

Iowa's main, biggest, primary, and perhaps only celebrities:

 

[sun rise]

The mail is here.

 

[Stevicus]

I'm experiencing garbage colored glasses, today. I'm smiling anyway, but there is a lot of garbage. I'll try not to look at any of you. That would be gruesome.

 

[Wu Wei]

Hi....so lets get this started on the right foot....EVERYBODY!!!! Shut yer DING DANG PIE HOLE!!!!!!

Thank You

 

[JustGeorge]

Iowa's main, biggest, primary, and perhaps only celebrities:

I heard Joey Jordison died...

 

[Revoltingest]

Hi....so lets get this started on the right foot....EVERYBODY!!!! Shut yer DING DANG PIE HOLE!!!!!!

Thank You

You finally show up.
You mention pie.
But you have none.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Wolves in Peru IN have engines.

Are they genetically engine eared?

 

[Revoltingest]

Are they genetically engine eared?

They have no DNA.

 

[Wu Wei]

You finally show up.
You mention pie.
But you have none.

Apparently you need to work on your comprehension and listening skills

Shut.....

yer....

Ding Dang.....

PIE HOLE!!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Apparently you need to work on your comprehension and listening skills

Shut.....

yer....

Ding Dang.....

PIE HOLE!!!!!!

Still no pie.
If you can't get us pie,
we'll find a bear who will.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

They have no DNA.

Wolves with engines and no DNA. That is a biological conundrum.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Iowa's main, biggest, primary, and perhaps only celebrities:

John Wayne is from there.

 

[Wu Wei]

Still no pie.
If you can't get us pie,
we'll find a bear who will.

Let me put this another way....how about Scottish Shut yer geggy....Haud yer wheesht ....Clam up

 

[Wu Wei]

Wolves with engines and no DNA. That is a biological conundrum.

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