The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

San Fransico Woman Hand-Feeding Coyotes is a Problem for the City



When people feed coyotes, it makes them more aggressive towards humans.

They could probably catch this woman with an agent wearing an ACME coyote costume and wearing ACME rocket skates. Someone with an ACME catapult could then be standing by, and apprehend this lawbreaker.

Has she seriously never considered why you can't buy a bag full of "duck bread" at the bread store anymore and people don't feed the ducks at the park much anymore? No more vending machines with pellets to feed wildlife?
Were do we find these people?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Were do we find these people?

Illinois.

Oh, wait.... you meant that particular person.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I just realized it's been a couple months since I've functioned much at all due to this reason or that.
Right now it's some nasty pains that I'm calling the doctor over tomorrow.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Illinois.

Oh, wait.... you meant that particular person.

Yeah. Like the nutbag who used a laser sight on a gun (while it was on the gun) to play with a cat. I still say her mom should be able to file a warranty claim somewhere over that one.

 

[Stevicus]

As I was reading about people scrambling to get out of Kabul and gunfire near the airport, I was reminded of the lyrics of this song:

Well we barely make the airport
For the last plane out
As we taxied down the runway
I could hear the people shout
They said, "don't come back here Yankee"
But if I ever do
I'll bring more money
'Cause all she wants to do is dance
And make romance
Never mind the heat
Comin' off the street
She wants to party
She wants to get down
All she wants to do is
All she wants to do is dance
And make romance
All she wants to do is dance

 

[sun rise]

A mask update - a better way to wear a mask:

 

[sun rise]

 

[JustGeorge]

The toddler drug his blanket(you know, the one he can't live without) through puppy pee. Now he's sitting in his room sobbing for his blanket, which he cannot have, because its being washed.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[JustGeorge]

Linus is taking it much better.

 

[Wu Wei]

I agree. That would be weird.
Save the bacon to use it when the English muffin has an egg and slice of cheese on it.

Why ruin a perfectly good sandwich with bacon....eeewwww gross

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Why ruin a perfectly good sandwich with bacon....eeewwww gross

It's also good as a burrito.

 

[Wu Wei]

It's also good as a burrito.

YUK!!!! You just keep ruining and ruining good food with that disgusting process meat product

 

[Shadow Wolf]

YUK!!!! You just keep ruining and ruining good food with that disgusting process meat product

You must be mistaking me for Revoltingest. I don't eat that much bacon or eat it often.

 

[Wu Wei]

You must be mistaking me for Revoltingest. I don't eat that much bacon or eat it often.

But you appear to promote it often....must be that whole @Revoltingest follower thing

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

YUK!!!! You just keep ruining and ruining good food with that disgusting process meat product

I've heard the best bacon comes from Menard's in California and bought with stimulus money under the direction of Socialism/Communism and destruction of the working middle class and paired with Skittles while wearing a kilt and making innuendos.

 

[Revoltingest]

But you appear to promote it often....must be that whole @Revoltingest follower thing

It's a bacon following thing, silly bear.

Ah, I see that you had some leftover bacon grease on your paw...

 

[Wu Wei]

It's a bacon following thing, silly bear.

Ah, I see that you had some leftover bacon grease on your paw...

stop showing cartoon bears like yogi and misrepresenting them as me..... just shows you got nothin, and you're running out of material.....bet your not even Scottish........ think I'll just start calling you droopy..

 

[Revoltingest]

When the pickanick basket inspector shows up...

 

[Revoltingest]

After 4 days, our electric power is finally back on.
I have regular internet again, & a USB keyboard
with a working space bar.
No more posting from a phone....gawd that sux.