The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Well damn. Pop the hood is out.
But it's still a hood. Because open a bonnet? No, you spread the hood.

And their "near side" & "far side" instead of left or right....so backward.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

And their "near side" & "far side" instead of left or right....so backward.

I like hammond (hamman?) and treblin for right and left.

 

[ChristineM]

This seems like a good time to mention that I have no idea what is going on.

Happens a lot to me..

 

[ChristineM]

And their "near side" & "far side" instead of left or right....so backward.

I'll agree with that. Left and right is good english

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And their "near side" & "far side" instead of left or right....so backward.

I can't say much. I've found myself spelling out tyre on occasion. And saying can't be arsed, tenner or fiver to refer to our five and ten dollar bills, cuppa, bloody, sod, and my personal favorite, daft bellend.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

This seems like a good time to mention that I have no idea what is going on.

American English vs English English.
Or, do you get pissed or drunk?

 

[ChristineM]

I can't say much. I've found myself spelling out tyre on occasion. And saying can't be arsed, tenner or fiver to refer to our five and ten dollar bills, cuppa, bloody, sod, and my personal favorite, daft bellend.

Spoken like a true brit

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'll agree with that. Left and right is good english

I want to go back in time and slap whoever decided right can be used both as direction and side as well as a word for affirmative. Did that wanker ever have to give directions?
"Left?"
"Right."
"Oh, I turn right?"
"No, left."
"But you said right."
"I meant yes, turn left."
Someone needs held accountable for making that possible.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Spoken like a true brit

I love daft bellend. It sound so cute but so harsh, lmao.

 

[ChristineM]

American English vs English English.
Or, do you get pissed or drunk?

Or sozzled, pie eyed, hammered, tanked, wasted, plastered, canned, three sheets to the wind, sloshed and wrecked.

 

[Revoltingest]

I can't say much. I've found myself spelling out tyre on occasion. And saying can't be arsed, tenner or fiver to refer to our five and ten dollar bills, cuppa, bloody, sod, and my personal favorite, daft bellend.

Do you slip into Britishese when knackered?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Do you slip into Britishese when knackered?

A lot of times it's to have "other words" to get the point across even if lots of Americans don't know how harsh the words actually are, and because some things get old after awhile so it's nice to change things up once in awhile, like the occasional sod off.

 

[Revoltingest]

A lot of times it's to have "other words" to get the point across even if lots of Americans don't know how harsh the words actually are, and because some things get old after awhile so it's nice to change things up once in awhile, like the occasional sod off.

Or "qu nide".

 

[Dan From Smithville]

American English vs English English.
Or, do you get pissed or drunk?

Unlike science, it all depends on where you were born and raised. I am so pissed that I got drunk.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Happens a lot to me..

Sometimes, it is a peaceful condition.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Unlike science, it all depends on where you were born and raised. I am so pissed that I got drunk.

I've never stepped for in the UK, but I rant about what's on the telly.

 

[ChristineM]

Sometimes, it is a peaceful condition.

Sometimes the only sensible condition

 

[Revoltingest]