I am tired of sitting upstairs.
Husband "I can tear up the living room and dining room floor up in one day, and put down a new one!"
Me "No you can't."
He said this statement on Wednesday. I'm still upstairs waiting for the floor to go down.
Luckily there's a toilet up here.
In my house in the past there was an unspoken "and if you fail..." when such situations came up.