The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Good ol’ itchy and scratchy.

And good luck on that indeed, I’m a millennial with student debt now haha

Find a sugar daddy....or sugar mama.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

When you don't give customers their kilts:

SpaceX Starlink customers who paid a $100 deposit 7 months ago are frustrated at being unable to contact customer service to see when their kits will arrive

Edit: I know. I like my version better.

 

[ChristineM]

 

[Wu Wei]

I decided yesterday.... I don't like cats

 

[Revoltingest]

I decided yesterday.... I don't like cats

Cats don't like you either.

But if you give the tuna juice,
they'll tolerate you...even me.

 

[ChristineM]

I decided yesterday.... I don't like cats

How sad... But i can see why

 

[ChristineM]

Cats don't like you either.

But if you give the tuna juice,
they'll tolerate you...even me.

Sardines are a good white flag substitute too

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I want to own a house!

Been there, done that, did not like all the extra responsibilities like lawn care, fixing the plumbing, fixing a window that broke, replacing the water heater, or putting down a new floor to replace rotted spots.

 

[ChristineM]

Been there, done that, did not like all the extra responsibilities like lawn care, fixing the plumbing, fixing a window that broke, replacing the water heater, or putting down a new floor to replace rotted spots.

ahh the joys of house ownership

 

[Shadow Wolf]

ahh the joys of house ownership

I'd really rather just rent so that's less I have to do. And not to mention renter's insurance and electricity are the extra expenses, rather than trash removal, water, property taxes, and so on.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

When you don't give customers their kilts:

SpaceX Starlink customers who paid a $100 deposit 7 months ago are frustrated at being unable to contact customer service to see when their kits will arrive

Edit: I know. I like my version better.

I wonder if that's the new norm? I still haven't heard back over my hacked Facebook account.

 

[Stevicus]

'All hail Donald Trump': Florida man goes berserk following hit-and-run crash on his wedding day

A newlywed hailed Donald Trump before scuffling with Florida jailers during a violent arrest for suspected driving under the influence.

Nicholas Ruthenberg struck a vehicle late Monday afternoon while driving the wrong way on a Vero Beach street and then fled on foot, while the other driver was hospitalized with neck, back and leg pain, but he was arrested a short distance away and police immediately suspected he was under the influence of an unknown substance, reported The Smoking Gun.

"All hail Donald Trump," said Ruthenberg, a registered Democrat, at the county jail as police said he failed a series of sobriety tests.

His blood-alcohol registered at 0.0, so police asked him to provide a urine sample to test for drugs, but Ruthenberg at that point took off his pants, spread his buttocks and stuck two fingers into his anus, so police placed him back in handcuffs.

Mugshots show Ruthenberg struggling with jail employees as they attempted to take his photograph.

The 25-year-old Ruthenberg was charged with DUI and leaving the scene of an accident causing serious bodily injury, and he was released from jail Wednesday on $2,000 bond.

Facebook photos show Ruthenberg was arrested the same day he was married, on his wife's 20th birthday, at the Indian River County Courthouse a few blocks from the crash scene.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

'All hail Donald Trump': Florida man goes berserk following hit-and-run crash on his wedding day

Well if the other person needs a divorce, they shouldn't have much trouble convincing a judge.

 

[Meow Mix]

I decided yesterday.... I don't like cats

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Not really a joke, but some might like to know:

The US plans to take in 50,000 Afghans fleeing the Taliban and give up to $2,275 each in aid

 

[ChristineM]

I'd really rather just rent so that's less I have to do. And not to mention renter's insurance and electricity are the extra expenses, rather than trash removal, water, property taxes, and so on.

I can see the benefits but i prefer to own the stone and mortar i live in. Greater sense of security and in the end you still wind up with something substantial to pass on to the kids

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I can see the benefits but i prefer to own the stone and mortar i live in. Greater sense of security and in the end you still wind up with something substantial to pass on to the kids

I can see the more security thing, especially knowing what your bills are.
But I have no kids, and owning the stone and mortar just means more work for me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Noticed one thing about all these cat vs bear videos...... they are all black bears

Notice the top left corner is a kodiak bear...... notice the bottom left corner is a black bear....... big size difference there

and I still do not like cats........after yesterday...... they were ok until then...not great....but ok..... now...i no longer like them