The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

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But at least it's not a general public solicitation.

I'll grant it smells less.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

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It was put there by a Melon Collie.

 

[Revoltingest]

It was put there by a Melon Collie.

I shouldn't frubal such things.
It only encourages you.

 

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I shouldn't frubal such things.
It only encourages you.

I need encouragement? Not hardly.

 

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[Revoltingest]

I need encouragement? Not hardly Hardly.

Fixed.

 

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[Revoltingest]

 

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Fixed.

Unfixed you mean. My use of "not hardly" is absolutely correct and endorsed by the internet. How to Use Not hardly Correctly – Grammarist

 

[Revoltingest]

Unfixed you mean. My use of "not hardly" is absolutely correct and endorsed by the internet. How to Use Not hardly Correctly – Grammarist

From your link...
Not hardly is a hardy colloquialism that has been in English a long time and is likely to stay, but it might be considered out of place in serious writing.

RF is serious writing.
Step up your game, Rover!

 

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Bear approaches British Columbia woman on her porch, licks her hand - UPI.com

Nov. 5 (UPI) -- A British Columbia woman having a cigarette on her front porch was approached by a wandering bear that licked her on the hand.

Melanie Porter said she was smoking and sitting in a chair on her front porch Thursday night in Quesnel when she spotted movement in her front yard that she initially thought was a neighborhood cat.

"I look up and it's a bear and I freeze," Porter told the Prince George Citizen. "I'm thinking, 'Oh, what do I do? What do I do?' I'm just going to stay still."

Porter said the bear walked right up to her, sniffed her and licked her on the right hand. Porter snapped a photo of the bear standing just inches in front of where she was sitting.

"If I die at least they'll see who the culprit is," Porter recalled thinking.

The bear eventually backed off and Porter rushed back inside her house. She said a neighbor's security camera footage revealed the bear had been watching her from the yard for some time before approaching.

"It was so dark and he was so quiet and stealthy I didn't see him," Porter said. "I was sitting 10 feet away from a bear the whole time."

She said she was smoking, so maybe the bear just wanted a cigarette.

 

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Doug the ugly New Zealand potato could be world's biggest (apnews.com)

 

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RF is serious writing.

Iz RF reily cerioc ritin? Gosh and gee willikers, I done did not no dat. I'l mak cure I'M RIGHT EVERYTIME I WRITE SOMETHING.

 

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Doug the ugly New Zealand potato could be world's biggest (apnews.com)

He looks like he's got his hand in his mouth.

 

[John53]

Back in the day when men were men and the racing went on regardless. They took the car around the country to promote how safe they were, I got to go see it.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

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We watched "Secrets of the Dead" (PBS) tonight on Stonehenge and how the blue stones were actually set up in a stone circle in Wales and then moved to their current location.

 

[John53]

If the answer is in the book of Job I hate to think what the question is.

 

[ChristineM]

Yesterday and today hubby and i have been hard at work. Yes you heard right... Work.

When we bought this house we quickly purchased beds so we could stay over and get it ready for our move. They were not pretty but they did the job so well we still have one in the spare bedroom and one in ours.

This is what they look like
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The one in the spare room, it was identical to ours but.

Purchase wood and paint on Thursday while out shopping. Make a start cutting to size and fitting on Saturday. This morning all that was left to do was a coat of paint.

The result

And now i can sleep easy