The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

Australia...the fictitious country.
Being always 1 day in the future is more evidence that it's fake.
Next thing ya know, they'll be claiming that Brigadoon is real.

Happy New Year to RF, especially those in Australia...since it is already 2022 there

New bear? Coming out as a new bear. Maybe 2022 will be better than I think.

 

[Stonetree]

Penal colonies are always more down there(can't say down under on RF) then civilized continents.

 

[Wu Wei]

Australia...the fictitious country.
Being always 1 day in the future is more evidence that it's fake.
Next thing ya know, they'll be claiming that Brigadoon is real.

Next thing you know they'll be claiming Menards is real too

 

[Revoltingest]

Next thing you know they'll be claiming Menards is real too

Only in the more progressive states.

 

[sun rise]

Only in the more progressive states.

Like California?

 

[Revoltingest]

Like California?

That backwater Kardashialand has no Menards.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It's full of sand.

 

[sun rise]

That backwater Kardashialand has no Menards.

So to you "retrogressive" is "progressive".

 

[Revoltingest]

So to you "retrogressive" is "progressive".

Says the one who lives in a state so
backward that it has no Menards.

 

[sun rise]

Says the one who lives in a state so
backward that it has no Menards.

Your sense of humor is... unique.

 

[Wu Wei]

Only in the more delusional progressive states.

fixed that for you

 

[Revoltingest]

fixed that for you

You be jell'n.
BTW, I recently sent an email to Menards thanking them
for all the free & cheap stuff I use to raise money for the
museum. I also asked them to open stores in western PA.

Ray (perhaps the Ray, of upper management fame) replied
that he'll look into it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

If anyone got my Boondocks reference in the Crime thread, it wasn't mentioned.
Ergo I am RFs reigning Boondocks nerd.

 

[sun rise]

One load of laundry in the dryer, one in the wash and one waiting impatiently for its turn.

 

[Stonetree]

What? My laundry day was yesterday but it is usually Friday.....been mine for only a few months ,now(#***#*) More suited for making important decisions and stuff.

 

[Stonetree]

That bear back in the woods ,yet?...........Sleep is some thing that has a mind of it's own. As you advance in wisdom(meaning senile) when you try to fall asleep and you hear something rattling it turns out to be your own legs...

 

[ChristineM]

To the almost half the world where its tomorrow already, a happy new year and all the best for 2022.

And to everyone where it is still today. I would like to wish you good last day of 2021

 

[mangalavara]

Found a meme about milk and water that I enjoyed...

Spoiler: Cleavage

 

[Wu Wei]

You be jell'n.
BTW, I recently sent an email to Menards thanking them
for all the free & cheap stuff I use to raise money for the
museum. I also asked them to open stores in western PA.

Ray (perhaps the Ray, of upper management fame) replied
that he'll look into it.

And now you even have imaginary friends at this hallucinations you call Menards

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I wonder what the product being advertised is?

All the fun ways to interpret that.