The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

Chuck Norris has taken to wearing Depends whenever
he thinks he might encounter The Red Death.

He has to knowing he has to be ready to hear "tick, tock, tick, tock" or an oncoming train coming to deliver Chucky's arse to Bruce for another stomping.

 

[Wu Wei]

I do realize this is all just trying to goad me into this silly Chuck Norris versus a cartoon thingy...and dead guys.... but since it is so bloody ridiculous.... I'll just sit back and you folks spin your wheels in frustration

 

[Stevicus]

 

[sun rise]

How about "my dogs just ate the idiots setting off fireworks"?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I have seen many opportunities come and go, which means there will be more.

 

[Stevicus]

How about "my dogs just ate the idiots setting off fireworks"?

That would be a 911 call, yes.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I do realize this is all just trying to goad me into this silly Chuck Norris versus a cartoon thingy...and dead guys.... but since it is so bloody ridiculous.... I'll just sit back and you folks spin your wheels in frustration

The reason Chucky is even still alive because he is terrified of getting thoroughly trashed, beaten and battered again by Bruce in the afterlife.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Is it really a problem, issue or any of our concern if the cat shoots back?

 

[Stevicus]

Is it really a problem, issue or any of our concern if the cat shoots back?

I guess it depends on what they're shooting at. Considering how reckless they are behind the wheel of a car.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I found some old BB guns. I learned shooting a rifle after you've grown boobs takes a bit of adjusting in form.
And then I rediscovered that calmness that comes with the focus of shooting.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I guess it depends on what they're shooting at. Considering how reckless they are behind the wheel of a car.

I assume shooting at the person shooting fireworks. But that's none of my concern. A cat does what a cat does, cats will be cats, and they haven't forgotten their status as gods.

 

[sun rise]

The Best Route To Hit All Of The Springfield Towns In The US

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I want one. I shall and will covet.
Sony’s wearable air conditioners selling like cold cakes in heat-stricken Japan

 

[Stonetree]

I do realize this is all just trying to goad me into this silly Chuck Norris versus a cartoon thingy...and dead guys.r... but since it is so bloody ridiculous.... I'll just sit back and you folks spin your wheels in frustration

Do not even try to put the best athletic martial artist in history to the test.....

 

[Stonetree]

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What a pussie!.......! Come on ,it works with a little twist of the alphabet.....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The Best Route To Hit All Of The Springfield Towns In The US

I would adjust the Eastern route and keep going south, then west as it does, up to Illinois then do the back tracking to Tennessee, up North as it does, and then to Michigan.
The starting point being West there is also a better route that would end closer to home.

 

[sun rise]

A certain percentage of my interaction with my wife is like this:

 

[Wu Wei]

The reason Chucky is even still alive because he is terrified of getting thoroughly trashed, beaten and battered again by Bruce in the afterlife.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm now going to log off and have some watermelon