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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Those aliens are less nefarious. They just scare people.What do you think the UFO abductions are all about, anyway?
But the Machines? The Matrix? It possesses people, it steals their souls and makes them its slaves.
Ya know.... @Shadow Wolf does seem rather out ofWhat do you think the UFO abductions are all about, anyway?
step with how humans act,, eg, her obsession with
stabbing people. She's obviously an alien.
...If she's an alien, why does she know more about car mechanical repairs than most humans?
It is confusing isn't it? I saw strange lights and heard weird noises coming out of her garage, too.
Aliens have huge telepathic brains.
To guard my privacy, I line my hats with aluminum foil.
That isn't enough. You must also line your underwear with aluminum foil.
I use lead there.
Especially on days like this one,
when I visit the dentist for my
thrice yearly pain therapy.
It won't help you. She's into heavy metal.
I'm swishing with coconut oil. Next time I see the dentist they will retire in disappointment.
Despite all her attempts to glean info
from underneath me kilt, even her piercing
telepathic prowess fails when running into
lead plated with panendermic unobtanium.
Which answers the question: What would superman wear if he were scottish?
Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in Who else misreads titles. It's not from RF but a spam email so this thread won.
I read
Flight constipation.
As well as chuckling to myself i was imagining the queues for the in flight toilet. Or the bottleneck of flights straining to stake off and/or land.
It read.
Fight constipation
I read
Flight constipation.
As well as chuckling to myself i was imagining the queues for the in flight toilet. Or the bottleneck of flights straining to stake off and/or land.
It read.
Fight constipation
Plaid.
I see a young(er) revoltinest
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It is absolutely not anything taught to me by Ford Prefect so off you go!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
And there's so many of us we have an entire music genre where knives, blades, swords, hatches, saws and other sharp objects for stabbing and cutting are frequently mentioned for stabbing people. One of us even had the idea to skip the sharp part so broken brooms are also things we stab with.