The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

People have been pissing me off all day today. Among everything, seeing a dog in a car made me want to go on a warpath and show Putin how it's done, and then I got this email from the people who are supposed to be helping me get work in my field and that I can do I want a bazooka and enough ammo to manically scream and laugh and dance the night away as everything about me goes boom!

Would you be interested in a landscape position? All you need is transportation to ------.
-Said the idiot who totally ignored the part of my file that says multiple knee surgeries and knee arthritis.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Philistine!
Not even this song?
(It's sorta stabby...but more slicey.)

Nah. When it comes to songs about stabbing they are explicitly about stabbing, hacking, sawing, slicing, dicing amd removing body parts.
Such as, the song I'm currently listening to is about a kid who cut his bigot teacher's head off and stuffed it in his bookbag.
It's almost over
Next song has a line "cross me and I'll put you in the hole where you die." And this artist, I've known no one who expresses such pure, concentrated anger like she does.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And **** SCOTUS.

Truly we should be able to boot them all out over this.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I think I forsee in my future, due to how much I've always liked Kathy Bates, saying "ohhh, oh my knee" after some wanker cuts me off going the wrong way to take a parking spot from me and I've crashed my car into the wankers.

 

[Wu Wei]

getting all to scary for me in the thread this evening...so....goodnight

 

[Stevicus]

I'm not scared.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm watching a Lovecraft movie that doesn't suck. Even decent from what I've seen so far. No wonder the temperature suddenly dropped over 20 degrees. It's a Lovecraft movie, I'm not wanting to watch something else, so obviously Hell froze over because I'm watching a Lovecraft movie that isn't a disgraceful and shameful embarrassment upon Lovecraft.

 

[sun rise]

Ice skating in hell. Who would have thunk it?

 

[Revoltingest]

Truly we should be able to boot them all out over this.

I'll boot them a la carte.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'll boot them a la carte.

If we did that Clarence Thomas gets a ticket to the Moon, maybe with his wife, maybe without his ex if the SC follows through on what he thinks should happen.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Ice skating in hell. Who would have thunk it?

Dante.

 

[Stonetree]

@Shadow Wolf....Kathy Bates is being 'short Schiffed' out in your Cali......

 

[Stevicus]

Looks like some trouble at the bunny ranch, and I'll bet @Dan From Smithville is at the center of it.

https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local...t-bunny-ranch-brothel-leads-to-womans-arrest/

 

[sun rise]

Do I dare read some serious RF threads? Oh what a dilemma.

 

[sun rise]

Dante.

“The road to hell is paved with good intentions. (This is not actually true. The raid to Hell is paved with frozen door-to-door salesman. On weekends, many of the younger demons go ice skating down it.)”- Good Omens

 

[Shadow Wolf]

42020 ratings I have. I think that means I need a super joint, or something like that.

 

[ChristineM]

42021 now.

Damn i should have checked first, you've been spreading yourself about and have now got 42029

 

[ChristineM]

Cats like fisherman's pie. You can tell by the mashed potato sticking to to their whiskers.

I made one for dinner, stupid i am, i left it on the worktop while hubby and i went for a walk.

Anyway we had chop, chips and peas for dinner

 

[Wu Wei]

Weather report....this is supposed to start an hour from now and go until tomorrow evening
Snow
Freezing rain
Snow
Freezing Ran
Snow

 

[ChristineM]

For the next 5 days we have
Rain
Drizzle
Rain
Drizzle
Rain

At least it's not freezing rain and snow