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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
This is clearly the next step

Yes, I know it's satire in case any were tempted to think otherwise.

Texas passes bill to install gun vending machines in all schools

Some critics have suggested that the weapons might be purchased for uses other than defence, but these concerns have been dismissed as “lily-livered, pantywaist lies by liberals determined to take our constitutional rights.”

“Ensuring that schools are crammed with people carrying easily-accessible firearms can only make them safer,” said Bobson.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
This is clearly the next step

Yes, I know it's satire in case any were tempted to think otherwise.

Texas passes bill to install gun vending machines in all schools

Some critics have suggested that the weapons might be purchased for uses other than defence, but these concerns have been dismissed as “lily-livered, pantywaist lies by liberals determined to take our constitutional rights.”

“Ensuring that schools are crammed with people carrying easily-accessible firearms can only make them safer,” said Bobson.

Well, I can't see how anything could possibly go wrong with this.
 

Viker

Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
This is clearly the next step

Yes, I know it's satire in case any were tempted to think otherwise.

Texas passes bill to install gun vending machines in all schools

Some critics have suggested that the weapons might be purchased for uses other than defence, but these concerns have been dismissed as “lily-livered, pantywaist lies by liberals determined to take our constitutional rights.”

“Ensuring that schools are crammed with people carrying easily-accessible firearms can only make them safer,” said Bobson.
They just better make sure they ban tampons and condoms! Gun vending machines sound like the greatest thing since asbestos and lead paint in our schools
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
This is clearly the next step

Yes, I know it's satire in case any were tempted to think otherwise.

Texas passes bill to install gun vending machines in all schools

Some critics have suggested that the weapons might be purchased for uses other than defence, but these concerns have been dismissed as “lily-livered, pantywaist lies by liberals determined to take our constitutional rights.”

“Ensuring that schools are crammed with people carrying easily-accessible firearms can only make them safer,” said Bobson.
Definitely one of the dumbest and most brain dead pieces of stuoidity I've heard.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
This is clearly the next step

Yes, I know it's satire in case any were tempted to think otherwise.

Texas passes bill to install gun vending machines in all schools

Some critics have suggested that the weapons might be purchased for uses other than defence, but these concerns have been dismissed as “lily-livered, pantywaist lies by liberals determined to take our constitutional rights.”

“Ensuring that schools are crammed with people carrying easily-accessible firearms can only make them safer,” said Bobson.
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
They just better make sure they ban tampons and condoms! Gun vending machines sound like the greatest thing since asbestos and lead paint in our schools
Yup. We must protect kids from boobies and weenies and never lift a finger to protect them from toxic food additives and gun violence.
 
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