The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

For this thread Cat GPT

Q: Why do cats love dogs?

A: Purr. As a feline, I cannot speak for all cats, but I can say that I have some dog furiends. I enjoy playing with them and cuddling with them sometimes. However, it is not true that all cats love dogs. Some of my cat furiends are not fond of canines and prefer to keep their distance. It all depends on our individual personalities and preferences. Just like how humans have furiends they like and others they don't, cats are the same. We are all unique and have our own opinions on who we consider to be our furiends.

Q: What is the best way to knock things off a shelf?

A: Me-ow! "Well hello there, human. I see you're struggling to remove a few items from that high shelf. Allow me to demonstrate the purrfect way to knock things off a shelf - with a swift and calculated swipe of my paw. It's all about precision and timing, you see. Just watch me in action and take notes, if you please."

 

[sun rise]

Should I study quantum mechanics in college?

Well, my feline purr-sonality tells me that whether you should study quantum mechanics in college really depends on your individual interests and goals. Some people find quantum mechanics fascinating and are excited to learn more about it, while others may find it overwhelming or not relevant to their desired career path. It's all about finding the right fit for your purr-sonality and passions! Purr.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have nothing..... nor do I care to impress anyone

Uh huh. Which one of us have been posting pictures of things used by Fred Flintstones grandchildren?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Q: What is the best way to knock things off a shelf?

A: Me-ow! "Well hello there, human. I see you're struggling to remove a few items from that high shelf. Allow me to demonstrate the purrfect way to knock things off a shelf - with a swift and calculated swipe of my paw. It's all about precision and timing, you see. Just watch me in action and take notes, if you please."

For a cat, that format style of Chapgpt really works, lol.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Welcome to Lemmy's Kitchen
Where we serve home cookin homicide
Side orders that could be your daughter
But it's all finger lickin good.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've still never seen a royal flush.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

I’m not going to bed tonight

 

[Stevicus]

I've still never seen a royal flush.

Here ya go!

Or maybe this:

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Here ya go!

That's as close as it's ever gotten for me. It's like a unicorn that really exists.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have gotten four four-of a kinds on the same table once. Which was fun as they did cautiously ease down from the second one, but the third they began playing like it was a bluff, and the fourth time some of them fell to an improbable nuke of fate, and because it was online i could laugh at the whole thing as I start seeing futile bets of defiance.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I need a job stabbing people to help pull me out of this funk. I find something I wanna do, and while it's not exactly skinning people I could still chant praises to Cthulhu I get to stab people and harvest their blood. Especially if I have enough to create a feedback loop of the more people I stab the happier I am, and the happier I am the more people I stab.
Wish I would realized this **** sooner. I could could have chanted "Kali ma! Kali ma!" as I slice open someone's chest to remove the heart. I could've cut open someone's head and said I don't know you well, poor Yorick, as I cut at a brain. I could have got to do much stabbing and cutting I could have ripped out some people's organs and swapped and replaced them and debate the human Socrates and Plato's Chariots.

 

[Stonetree]

I need a job stabbing people to help pull me out of this funk. I find something I wanna do, and while it's not exactly skinning people I could still chant praises to Cthulhu I get to stab people and harvest their blood. Especially if I have enough to create a feedback loop of the more people I stab the happier I am, and the happier I am the more people I stab.
Wish I would realized this **** sooner. I could could have chanted "Kali ma! Kali ma!" as I slice open someone's chest to remove the heart. I could've cut open someone's head and said I don't know you well, poor Yorick, as I cut at a brain. I could have got to do much stabbing and cutting I could have ripped out some people's organs and swapped and replaced them and debate the human Socrates and Plato's Chariots.

It's been suggested that I need a lobotomy. Maybe take a little off the top, nothing special. How much do you charge..?

 

[ChristineM]

It's been suggested that I need a lobotomy. Maybe take a little off the top, nothing special. How much do you charge..?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

 

[Revoltingest]

Drilled & tapped some 1/2-13 holes today.
Also drilled a 3/4" hole deeper....clear thru.
Live'n the dream!

 

[Brickjectivity]

It's been suggested that I need a lobotomy. Maybe take a little off the top, nothing special. How much do you charge..?

Why should it cost us anything? You do mine and I'll do yours. Trade!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It's been suggested that I need a lobotomy. Maybe take a little off the top, nothing special. How much do you charge..?

I will Frankenstein you back together from 100 different bodies, but I run a respectable, evidence based chop shop!
I head there's a back alley in San Antonio, however, where there's a chop shop more accomadating for those weirdos wanting weird things and women who were unlucky and got pregnant in Texas.

 

[sun rise]

Cat 1,211,251 Human 0

 

[sun rise]

For @Wu Wei

 

[Stevicus]