The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

One thing I've noticed as a downside of doing rideshare for so long is I've become rather bored of my native born music choices. I hate to say it, but even Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam's good album, Megadeth, Judas Priest, Godsmack, the Doors, Steve Miller, Aerosmith, after 100s of hours of listening to them over and over and over and over the past few years I have found these past several months I've been listening to more classical music and rap, and not mostly horrorcore like I usually listen to (though it's still mostly horrorcore because Jason Vorhees and murderous demonic possession in rhythmic lyric form is fun).

 

[Stonetree]

When I pretend that I'm dead
They can't hear a word I've said
But they never said how dead or what dead
So I'll pretend I'm undead
I'll hear the screams they said

A large red cow
tried to tie a bow
but did not know how
they say

For her leg got mixed
and her horns got fixed
and her tail would get
in her way

 

[Brickjectivity]

Nobody wanted the partridge in the pear tree. All anyone really wanted were the five golden rings, but to get to them we had to say thank you for the partridge.

 

[Wu Wei]

You wouldn't treat it properly.

yeah... so.... what's your point

 

[Revoltingest]

yeah... so.... what's your point

It's irresponsible to drive with
open flames blocking your
view thru the windshield.

 

[Wu Wei]

It's irresponsible to drive with
open flames blocking your
view thru the windshield.

How else are you supposed to grill salmon on the hood....

 

[Revoltingest]

How else are you supposed to grill salmon on the hood....

I thought you big brown bears ate them fresh out'a the river.
You risk cancer with all that acrid smoke.

 

[ChristineM]

I spotted @Dan From Smithville doing his modelling job this morning.

He is a big bunny

 

[ChristineM]

It's irresponsible to drive with
open flames blocking your
view thru the windshield.

This is true

 

[Wu Wei]

I thought you big brown bears ate them fresh out'a the river.
You risk cancer with all that acrid smoke.

well every now and then....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Nobody wanted the partridge in the pear tree. All anyone really wanted were the five golden rings, but to get to them we had to say thank you for the partridge.

That's because those five gold rings won't cover the cost of cleaning all that bird ****.

 

[Nakosis]

I have a question though. If you are a determinist, how can you make a random announcement?

 

[Wu Wei]

That's because those five gold rings won't cover the cost of cleaning all that bird ****.

If those 5 gold rings come to one ounce they are worth $2,026....

 

[Brickjectivity]

If those 5 gold rings come to one ounce they are worth $2,026....

The real trick is selling it for that.

 

[Wu Wei]

I have a question though. If you are a determinist, how can you make a random announcement?

well if you are.... this thread is not for you....same goes for the meaningful poster

 

[Nakosis]

well if you are.... this thread is not for you....same goes for the meaningful poster

Ahh... thanks for the clarification.
Probably why out of 5000+ posts, this is only my second.

 

[ChristineM]

Ahh... thanks for the clarification.
Probably why out of 5000+ posts, this is only my second.

Informative frube

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Just had an xray of my shoulder. It won't tell us anything and we all know I need an MRI but insurance, if anyone has earned and deserves a death by 1000 cuts it is insurance who must have all lesser steps taken to get to where I need to be.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm gonna be really sad if I find tonight that even stabbing people hurts.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm gonna be really sad if I find tonight that even stabbing people hurts.

Isn't pain the goal?
It is for dentists.