The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

By "not good" it just doesn't appeal to me.
Too sweet, too mild, too not tasty.
On steak, I like...

If you need sauce on a steak you need a better steak.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm going to go outside, it is 87 degrees... in real upstate NY....in April..... this is just weird

 

[Wu Wei]

If you need sauce on a steak you need a better steak.

I no longer eat steak, haven't eaten it in years, but I absolutely agree with you on that

 

[Revoltingest]

If you need sauce on a steak you need a better steak.

I find steak bland....all steak.

 

[Wu Wei]

logging off and going outside now

 

[Revoltingest]

logging off and going outside now

I cut some logs with a chainsaw earlier.
I'll do more still today.

 

[Stevicus]

I'm going to go outside, it is 87 degrees... in real upstate NY....in April..... this is just weird

It's only 77° here. It's hotter there than it is here.

 

[Revoltingest]

It only got up into the low 80s today.
But we're having a drought (by our standards).
It hasn't rained in nearly a week.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I find steak bland....all steak.

I do not cook a bland steak. But for me the entire process of making a steak takes over 24 hours amd uses more than the tired and unimpressive duo of salt and pepper.
My steaks are juicy and flavorful, nothing extra needed, especially the blasphemy known as steak sauce because all that's gonna do is clash with the steak and make a watery mess.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It only got up into the low 80s today.
But we're having a drought (by our standards).
It hasn't rained in nearly a week.

Barely low 70s here.

 

[Revoltingest]

I do not cook a bland steak. But for me the entire process of making a steak takes over 24 hours amd uses more than the tired and unimpressive duo of salt and pepper.
My steaks are juicy and flavorful, nothing extra needed, especially the blasphemy known as steak sauce because all that's gonna do is clash with the steak and make a watery mess.

Just a wee bit'o habenero sauce makes steak come alive.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Just a wee bit'o habenero sauce makes steak come alive.

You're problem is too much faith in that foolish French nonsense of letting a bland and plain dish speak for itself. They have a word for it, I don't care to search it out because ultimately it's a preposterous waist of food potential.
Now, if ya dare blaspheme my caribean jerk steak with a sauce I'd cut your hand off before you could I might just let you do it amd get a good hot mouthful of hanero from the steak's natural juices and the meat itself having a kick of habanero.
My smokey Cajun steak though I'd definitely have to lop your hands off. You'd understand amd even thank me for it as the steak is properly being fed to you.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

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Cooking a steak to that level of over doneness is a blasphemy! No wonder yall need sauces for it. You also need a chainsaw with that thing?

 

[Stevicus]

A tough steak;

Spoiler: Tough Steak

 

[Revoltingest]

You're problem is too much faith in that foolish French nonsense of letting a bland and plain dish speak for itself. They have a word for it, I don't care to search it out because ultimately it's a preposterous waist of food potential.
Now, if ya dare blaspheme my caribean jerk steak with a sauce I'd cut your hand off before you could I might just let you do it amd get a good hot mouthful of hanero from the steak's natural juices and the meat itself having a kick of habanero.
My smokey Cajun steak though I'd definitely have to lop your hands off. You'd understand amd even thank me for it as the steak is properly being fed to you.

You're just trying to breathe life into bland meat.
But that's fine with me.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Giphy lacks variety, now. If you put in 'Bean' then all you get are pics of Mr. Bean. Lots of them. If you put in 'Peashooter' you get a lot of Plants vs. Zombies gifs. Beans exist. They are a type of legume. Peashooters are straws that you use to shoot peas.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You're just trying to breathe life into bland meat.
But that's fine with me.

Meats are mostly bland. This is why we have spices amd herbs, marinades and dry rubs, breadings and batters, and experimented and toiled until we have found the ways to best serve the foods we love.
If you need a sauce you just need a better steak. That's all there is to it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Peashooters are straws that you use to shoot peas.

I never new itnwas an actual thing. I always thought it was just an expression.

 

[Stonetree]

Giphy lacks variety, now. If you put in 'Bean' then all you get are pics of Mr. Bean. Lots of them. If you put in 'Peashooter' you get a lot of Plants vs. Zombies gifs. Beans exist. They are a type of legume. Peashooters are straws that you use to shoot peas.

I always shop Mr. Bean. I was the best dressed in my book club.