The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Stevicus]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm starting to notice this new software doesn't alwaya alert me when someone replies to me.

 

[sun rise]

It's hot out here 100+ in the sun.

 

[Wu Wei]

You can just lie to yourself amd pretend like the humans do.

thats not the Ursus way or at least I don't think it is

 

[Wu Wei]

Along with food uber alles.

That's not tru...wait....what...did you say food

 

[timothy1027]

Donald Trump recently claimed that, "Gravity is a Hoax!"

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Donald Trump recently claimed that, "Gravity is a Hoax!"

Give him time, amd some brown academics to lecture about it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That's not tru...wait....what...did you say food

Dog food, of course.

 

[timothy1027]

I've been thinking about the Big Bang for a long time now. At this point, I must conclude that this resulted from God lighting one of his FARTS!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I've been thinking about the Big Bang for a long time now. At this point, I must conclude that this resulted from God lighting one of his FARTS!

I shall alert the media!

 

[Stevicus]

I've been thinking about the Big Bang for a long time now. At this point, I must conclude that this resulted from God lighting one of his FARTS!

I imagine it probably looked something like this.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The crap, fake Robocop movie has ruined the real ones for me. For whenever I watch the real ones I have to wonder if those who made the fake one ever watched the real one because they forgot the heart amd soul of the story and what made it a great story on the first place by sucking the questions of existence of what is human out of it. And that it's supposed to a Cyberpunk movie.

 

[timothy1027]

I shall alert the media!

Notify all media channels ASAP!

 

[Revoltingest]

I cut & routed some timbers today.
Tomorrow I drill holes.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I cut & routed some timbers today.
Tomorrow I drill holes.

Today I hurt a lot.
Tomorrow I'll hurt a lot.
Gimme you knees and right shoulder so I can support you and the bear.

 

[sun rise]

I cut & routed some timbers today.
Tomorrow I drill holes.

Where did you route them to?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The Germans don't really get the credit they deserve for Jäger. It's a tasty good drink, mentioned now and then in horrorcore rap, the subject of a Fluffy joke where he points out it makes you call it by its name, and is just really good.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The new White Men Can't Jump just doesn't live up to the original. I would even say it sucks. Watered down, tamed down, they don't even make a fuss about it being hard work to look this bad.

 

[Wu Wei]

Dog food, of course.

You're saying dogs are food!?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You're saying dogs are food!?

No.
I am saying though if you get me Revoltingest's knees so I cam have them and be so kind as to give me your right shoulder I'll get straight to that letting you retire in comfort thing.