The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

No.
I am saying though if you get me Revoltingest's knees so I cam have them and be so kind as to give me your right shoulder I'll get straight to that letting you retire in comfort thing.

You really don't want my right shoulder.... just got a cortisone shot in it a few weeks ago and has a problem with the clavicle that will get check mid July...and GET YER OWN KNEES!!!!! That's what I had to do....besides we have ourselves a new contract.... I don't need ANYBODY!!!!! I'll be wealthy beyond my widest dreams...... although my dreams are no to wild

 

[Revoltingest]

Today I hurt a lot.
Tomorrow I'll hurt a lot.
Gimme you knees and right shoulder so I can support you and the bear.

You must train your knees to behave.
If you had mine, you'd just let them
fall into the same pattern of failure.

 

[Revoltingest]

Where did you route them to?

From the shop down the road back to Revoltistan.

 

[sun rise]

although my dreams are no to wild

Riding around in a tricycle.

 

[Wu Wei]

Riding around in a tricycle.

When I was young and hanging out with bikers

But these days...

 

[sun rise]

When I was young and hanging out with bikers

But these days...

I know the feeling.

 

[Stevicus]

London Pride: Seven arrests as Just Stop Oil protest delays parade

Police removed protesters who briefly disrupted the parade which saw thousands gather to celebrate.

www.bbc.com

 

[Revoltingest]

Trump Greeted By Chants of 'LOCK HIM UP!'

 

[Stevicus]

There is a place called Chicken, Alaska: Chicken, Alaska - Wikipedia

 

[ChristineM]

I'm starting to notice this new software doesn't alwaya alert me when someone replies to me.

Yes, I've noticed that too. A couple I've caught by luck by returning to the page. If ive seen a couple i guess ive missed quite a few.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yes, I've noticed that too. A couple I've caught by luck by returning to the page. If ive seen a couple i guess ive missed quite a few.

I've missed a few alerts too.
99% seem to arrive.
It's just staff messing with us.

 

[ChristineM]

I've missed a few alerts too.
99% seem to arrive.
It's just staff messing with us.

Informative

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've missed a few alerts too.
99% seem to arrive.
It's just staff messing with us.

It's not staff that messes with me, it's regular users who PM me and make me think it's the mods doing their mod thing.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

There is a place called Chicken, Alaska: Chicken, Alaska - Wikipedia

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Hmmmm......gives me maybe an idea. I got laid in some haunted locations. Could there be a market for making money off people who think others care if thats broadcasted even though few actually will care.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You must train your knees to behave.
If you had mine, you'd just let them
fall into the same pattern of failure.

Ok. Fine. Then hand over your ironed out straight shins with your spring chicken kneea and there will be nothing to worry about.

 

[Revoltingest]

I have exactly 125 cans of smoked kippered herring in the house.
This doesn't include the ones in Mr Van or in the wood shop.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's not staff that messes with me, it's regular users who PM me and make me think it's the mods doing their mod thing.

Those PMs are indeed startling.
Every time I see one, I think...
Oh, crap...what now?

 

[Revoltingest]

Ok. Fine. Then hand over your ironed out straight shins with your spring chicken kneea and there will be nothing to worry about.

My knees are no longer spring chickenesque.
They're now vintage in good condition.

 

[Stonetree]

If my knees weren't mush I'd still be a legend on the B-ball court....(oh, forgot the heart) Sometime senility makes for fun thoughts...

 

[sun rise]

Dolphin moms use 'baby talk' with their newborns, research shows​