Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Still more spring chickeny than I've ever known.
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You should'a ordered better genes.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My mom should have beat the delivery doctor upside his head for not putting me in corrective braces. She probably needs beat upside her head over it as well because my brother had the same issue when he was born, 10 years before me, and his delivery doctor put him in corrective braces. And later on my mom refused to let a surgeon striaghten then out when I was the second or third grade.
I was going to stop by and ask the doctor what the **** as I was driving this way as I moved here, but the hospital I was born at was leveled by a tornado and my mom is pretty sure he's not practicing anymore anyways and may be dead by now.
Looks like bad genes run in the family.
"Insanity doesn't run in my family, it practically gallops!"
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It's not all bad. It is further reassurance I took way more after my mom's family (because if my half siblings and I share something in common it's through mom) while lending credit to the theory many have held that I'm the milkman's baby.
But I suppose parternal lineage doesn't really matter. I have a strong resemblance to my mom's mom's mom anyways and because the conventional father figure was absent and then abandoned us it was Jesus who started raising me and George Carlin who finished the job. And Carlin rebuilt me. He made me better than before. Better, stronger, faster (in thought and wit).
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It reigns supreme in my family. So does OCD amd ADHD.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
with good patina?
Jesus was a terrible parent.
Wouldn't you like to know!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
no not really...just trying to figure resale value
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Yeah. He certainly didn't teach me important, need to know things like Carlin did.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Thanks for letting us know
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'll be drinking Jager soon.
I was just watching the film Terminator salvation and of course what I was thinking was. wow! I sure hope there's a lot of typing on the screen.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I need to pick the movies for a bad movie show. MST3K has too many that aren't bad. Some evem got good reviews, amd have nothing thats really that bad in them. If you want to torture people with truly bad movies I can fill the role of Movie Mengele. I know of movies so bad they nearly broke my love of bad movies.