The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon

Baa, baa black sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full.

One for my master
And one for my dame
And one for the little bear
Who lives down the lane.

 

[sun rise]

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon

Dogs have a very well developed sense of humor

 

[Wu Wei]

Baa, baa black sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full.

One for my master
And one for my dame
And one for the little bear
Who lives down the lane.

A stitch in time saves nine.

 

[Revoltingest]

A stitch in time saves nine.

A witch in slime saves mine.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

A witch in slime saves mine.

A kitchen lime saves dime.

 

[Revoltingest]

A kitchen lime saves dime.

A kitten's spine waves fine.

 

[Wu Wei]

A witch in slime saves mine.

Its darkest just before dawn

 

[Revoltingest]

Its darkest just before dawn

Dark?
How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[Wu Wei]

Dark?
How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

 

[Revoltingest]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

Bearsie wearsie sat on a chair,
Bearsie wearsie didn't take care.
All the king's horses & all the king's men,
Couldn't fix Bearsie's bruised derriere.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah..... whatever.... its snowing, plows are plowing the end of my driveway in as I type..... BAH!!! I'm going to bed, I need to get up early and clear the driveway so Mrs Wu can get out of the driveway

 

[Wu Wei]

Bearsie wearsie sat on a chair,
Bearsie wearsie didn't take care.
All the king's horses & all the king's men,
Couldn't fix Bearsie's bruised derriere.

Thank you... you have given me the the chance to type what I truly want to type...

SHUT YER DING DANG PIE HOLE!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Thank you... you have given me the the chance to type what I truly want to type...

SHUT YER DING DANG PIE HOLE!!!!!

Still no pie.
Welcher!

 

[sun rise]

Still no pie.
Welcher!

When did you become a pragmatic librarian?

 

[Revoltingest]

When did you become a pragmatic librarian?

Long ago.

 

[sun rise]

Long ago.

So what do you do about noisy kids throwing books,?

 

[Revoltingest]

So what do you do about noisy kids throwing books,?

Yell at them to get off'n me lawn.
They still throw books, but somewhere else.

 

[Stevicus]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

They tried, too.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Sounds awful. How'd that happen?

Yeah. I like looking that and people thinking baby when they see me, but I was a dummy then, lmao.
Mid 20s before my knees started to really get bad is where I'd like to be again. Then I cam head bang again withoit the neck creaks, lmao.

 

[JustGeorge]

Yeah. I like looking that and people thinking baby when they see me, but I was a dummy then, lmao.
Mid 20s before my knees started to really get bad is where I'd like to be again. Then I cam head bang again withoit the neck creaks, lmao.

18 started good, ended bad.

I'd moved out at 17, and I loved my house and roommates, but they moved after the lease vvas up. Then I vvas stuck living alone for avvhile... I hated it.

I vvent through a difficult breakup that year, too.

All in all, not a great year. Not my vvorst, definitely not my best.