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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
We made it to the farmer's market between storms. The place we get cookies from suffered rain damage so no booth this time. But the very tasty hot house tomato guy was there as were the citrus booth, apple place and artisnal chocolate so we did ok.
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
We made it to the farmer's market between storms. The place we get cookies from suffered rain damage so no booth this time. But the very tasty hot house tomato guy was there as were the citrus booth, apple place and artisnal chocolate so we did ok.
I read that as the guy vvas tasty...

Leave it to a dog to sample the vendors...
 

Stonetree

Abducted Member
Premium Member
Constitutional age requirements. The oldest dog who ever lived died at age 31, still too young to be President. (And that dog was from Portugal, so he wouldn't have qualified anyway.) https://www.npr.org/2023/10/25/1208478868/bobi-worlds-oldest-dog-dies-portuguese

Snoopy, on the other hand, is American-born and going on 74, so he would make the perfect candidate.

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The Constitution must be updated to include 'dog years'...at five years of age, a dog is considered 35....Legal Beagles will take this to SCOTUS
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Dogs have too much sense to run for POTUS. You have to give away all your dog treats and all those the lobbyists slip you to get and keep power. It's much better just to eat them yourself.
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
yes, as did I, I was in that car several times
according to Wikipedia:

The NHTSA investigation found that 27 deaths were found to have occurred between 1970 and mid-1977 in rear-impact crashes that resulted in a fire.

I'm sorry to hear that you were one of the victims...
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
yes, as did I, I was in that car several times
My wife drove a Corvair until one night driving when she was on a 4 lane road. The car in front of her braked for some reason as she did and the one behind her. They had a collision all going *** backwards down the road, fortunately at slow speed. No injuries but the car was too damaged. The road was an ice skating rink covered in a think layer of snow if my memory is accurate.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
according to Wikipedia:

The NHTSA investigation found that 27 deaths were found to have occurred between 1970 and mid-1977 in rear-impact crashes that resulted in a fire.

I'm sorry to hear that you were one of the victims...
only thing I was a victim of was an uncomfortable seat.....I was only a passenger, nothing exploded....
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My wife drove a Corvair until one night driving when she was on a 4 lane road. The car in front of her braked for some reason as she did and the one behind her. They had a collision all going *** backwards down the road, fortunately at slow speed. No injuries but the car was too damaged. The road was an ice skating rink covered in a think layer of snow if my memory is accurate.
Glad there were no injuries
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I saw my stats for last month. Because I don't suck at math I realized save for one all my draws that had go to a second arm happened on the same day.
I told them--assured them--I was just having an off day when they asked me about that day. And it was. I sucked that day. If it was rideshare I would have gotten reported for braking too hard. Normally it's like today and it's someone who is giving everyone a hard time. Usually these ones have tricky veins to begin with and have mild dehydration added to it.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
A day after seeing a doctor my insurance covers who I used to see and pay out of pocket for my ear stayed open all day. No drainage, no gunking shut, almost all better.
The trick had to be the isopropyl alcohol and vinegar mix in my ears he suggested. It burned like mad hell, far beyond my threshold, but it had to be what cleared my ear out.
But he thinks it's an fungal infection in my ear.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
goodnight
You say that, but that retirement money thing @Revoltingest has his hands out for and yours starting to stick out, just know your future goodnights are bought by eight solid hours of stabbing victims being made. Your goodnights will come at the cost of me stabbing hundreds of people a month.
Revoltingest already sleeps on a bloody mattress, yours is soon to be bloodied as well.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You say that, but that retirement money thing @Revoltingest has his hands out for and yours starting to stick out, just know your future goodnights are bought by eight solid hours of stabbing victims being made. Your goodnights will come at the cost of me stabbing hundreds of people a month.
Revoltingest already sleeps on a bloody mattress, yours is soon to be bloodied as well.
You...working?
Hah! you retired long ago.
You stab for fun.
It doesn't make enuf money to pay for his & my largesse.
 
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