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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
True, but I don't have a flame thrower in the house, either. And I don't want to kill them. I just don't want any more roommates.
REALLY!!!! I thought EVERYONE had a home flamethrower.......don't they :D

Insects and I have an agreement... you don't bother me...I don't bother you... but if they are in my house...they bother me...therefore they die
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I work at a library. A woman came to the desk with all the seasons of Game of Thrones on DVD that were out at the time, sat them on my desk and proceeded to tell me that she hated how violent the show was but she recognized that it was important to learn our history even if it was sometimes hard to watch. I didn’t even know what to say.

Really not all that surprising when you think of how many people took the movie JFK by Oliver Stone as the true history of the event

I went in to a bakery one morning because I wanted a blueberry muffin... they lady in front of me asked the person behind the counter what was the difference between the 2 muffins she pointed at... the counter person said one is corn and the other is blueberry....
Woman: OK, but what is the difference
Counter: What!?, one is a Blueberry Muffin the other is a Corn Muffin
Woman: But what are the ingredients
Counter: One has blueberries in it the other is made with corn flour
Woman: OK but what are the other ingredients...

I walked out, as did the other 3 people standing behind me...

About 40 years ago I was on the Mass turnpike at about 12:00 am in the last Howard Johnsons before Boston. A guy walks in and asks the waitress
Guy: What road is that out there?
Waitress: escuse me
Guy: What road is that out in front?
Waitress: The Turnpike!?
Guy: What town is this?
Waitress: Natick
Guy:...ok..... What state am I in?
Waitress: Had no words...she just had a shocked looked on her face
Truck Driver at counter: Massachusetts
Me: Confusion
People laughed, guy walked out
 
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SalixIncendium

अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
Staff member
Premium Member
REALLY!!!! I thought EVERYONE had a home flamethrower.......don't they :D
I thought I did, but upon reading the fine print, it turns out that it's not a flame thrower.

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I figured fire extinguishers are red, right? So since this was white, it must do the opposite. It appears my logic was flawed.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Software bug 1 Dell support 0

Weird problem. When I plug in a headset into the Dell, I get a proper popup that the headset was detected. But no sound. Playing a test tone gets an error message about no sound but the tone plays on the DP connected monitor. Many tries, the problem remains. I had not noticed that anomaly with the tone so +1 to him for that. And +2 for trying a lot more than I had thought of trying. But the problem got +5 since it still remains. And +10 for me about saying no to a totally WIndows reload because it would take too long - too much was installed. So I'm asking ChatGPT/Gemini and perhaps the NVIDIA support people because that's our best guess.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
That would be easy enough for me. In fact, if he really wanted me to attend one of his concerts, he should be willing to pay me. But, to be honest, you couldn't pay me enough to listen to his music.
well, I don't plan on paying you so..... don't go if that's how you're gonna be
 
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