The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Stevicus]

Entire Bakersfield Hells Angels chapter arrested - UPI.com

Authorities in California have arrested the entire Bakersfield chapter of the infamous Hells Angels motorcycle gang on various charges, including kidnaping.

www.upi.com

The alleged gang members have been charged with kidnapping, first-degree robbery, criminal threats, false imprisonment, assault with a firearm, criminal conspiracy and other offenses.

What I didn't know was that the government uses the acronym "OMG" to refer to Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs.

The Justice Department has listed the Hells Angels as an Outlaw Motorcycle Gang, which are groups that use their motorcycle clubs to conduct criminal enterprises.

There are more than 300 active OMGs, the Justice Department said, while stating that the Hells Angels was among those that "pose a serious national domestic threat."

OMG!

 

[ChristineM]

Entire Bakersfield Hells Angels chapter arrested - UPI.com

Authorities in California have arrested the entire Bakersfield chapter of the infamous Hells Angels motorcycle gang on various charges, including kidnaping.

www.upi.com

What I didn't know was that the government uses the acronym "OMG" to refer to Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs.



OMG!

 

[JustGeorge]

There sure aren't many alerts this morning.

 

[Wu Wei]

The first law of thermodynamics states that leprechauns are real.

admittedly it has been years since college physics.... but I thought that was Newton's 3rd law of motion

 

[ChristineM]

The first law of thermodynamics states that leprechauns are real.

 

[Stevicus]

admittedly it has been years since college physics.... but I thought that was Newton's 3rd law of motion

Actually, it's the second law of Lucky Charms.

 

[Wu Wei]

Actually, it's the second law of Lucky Charms.

NO NO NO!!!! That states Whenever one Leprechaun exerts a force on a marshmallow, the second Leprechaun exerts an equal and opposite force on the hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, blue moons, unicorns, rainbows.

 

[mangalavara]

The first law of thermodynamics states that leprechauns are real.

admittedly it has been years since college physics.... but I thought that was Newton's 3rd law of motion

Both of these are wrong, but please don’t feel bad.

Actually, it's the second law of Lucky Charms.

Close but no cigar.

In actuality, leprechauns being real is verified by the potato paradox.

 

[Kathryn]

And on that note, I will go wash my hairs. All of them.

 

[Wu Wei]

Both of these are wrong, but please don’t feel bad.



Close but no cigar.

In actuality, leprechauns being real is verified by the potato paradox.

I was thinking possibly the Fundamental theorem of calculus.... but I would have NEVER thought of the Potato paradox...... good catch....

 

[Wu Wei]

And on that note, I will go wash my hairs. All of them.

pervert

 

[mangalavara]

I was thinking possibly the Fundamental theorem of calculus.... but I would have NEVER thought of the Potato paradox...... good catch....

Thanks. If a bag of potatoes weighing 100 kg and containing 99% water later weighs 50 kg after containing 98% water from drying, it is because the weight was obviously distributed to something else. Of course, nothing visible to us received the weight. Therefore, something invisible received it: leprechauns.

 

[sun rise]

leprechauns

Are leprechauns agents of karmic balance then?

 

[Wu Wei]

Are leprechauns agents of karmic balance then?

 

[ChristineM]

And on that note, I will go wash my hairs. All of them.

TMI

 

[mangalavara]

Are leprechauns agents of karmic balance then?

Leprechauns are not agents of karmic balance, therefore Serbia does not border Pakistan.

 

[sun rise]

Leprechauns are not agents of karmic balance, therefore Serbia does not border Pakistan.

It's nice to know that this level of expertise exists on RF. Without your learned discourse I never would have known that.

 

[Wu Wei]

Leprechauns are not agents of karmic balance, therefore Serbia does not border Pakistan.

Well EVERYONE knows Serbia is where it is because of the Pooka Principle

 

[Kathryn]

OK so all my hairs are washed and I am clean as a whistle! Whatever that means. Yay, me!

 

[Wu Wei]

Pooka Principle: shape shifting beings that take a smaller object as defined as a function of larger objects that have been subject to be stuck together because of gravity, glue and gluten free bread and of course they just fit better