The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

It just occured to me my shoulder is probably feeling pretty gnarly right now because I've been working on my computer a lot lately and when I hurt my other shoulder I couldn't use that arm at all with a computer (it just went numb after a few seconds to remind me not to).

That makes sense to me.

 

[Stevicus]

Chickens that fell from truck rescued on Oklahoma highway - UPI.com

Oklahoma Highway Patrol troopers came to the rescue of multiple chickens that fell off the back of a truck and were stranded on the highway.

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"Sometimes even the chicken needs help crossing the road," the OHP said.

 

[Stevicus]

The bear is at it again.

Look: Bear wanders into middle school cafeteria in Colorado - UPI.com

Authorities in Colorado said the back-to-school season is off to an unusual start after a bear found its way into a middle school cafeteria Monday morning.

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Students and teachers were evacuated into other buildings on campus while responders worked to clear the studious bear out of the school.

"The cub was relocated and all students were back to their regular Monday morning activities by 9:30," the Sheriff's Office said.