Things have gotten too quiet here. Is anyone up for opening a portal to the underworld? Man bakes his first pie and people were left in splits after seeing 'a portal into the underworld'
"I tried to bake my first pie...inadvertently created a portal into the underworld."
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If the frozen pie crust comes in a two-pack, then use one as a shield or makeshift helmet." "Arm yourself with a wooden cudgel for stirring, and as a weapon against any demons and spirits that may emerge during the incantation," he added. He then asked people to cook the blueberries on high heat for five minutes while stirring intermittently and later to add cherries to it. Then the recipe instructed to pour the mix into the frozen pie crust and leave it to bake for 1.5 hours in a round "steel shield borrowed from the town militia."
He then said, "After one hour of baking, the mixture will enlarge with unusual activity like hands pawing delicately from behind velvet curtain. This is caused by unfortunate souls attempting to headbutt through the incomplete portal into your realm." Once it carmelizes and boils like molten lava, he asked to put it in the fridge for hours and to "deconstruct the gateway one piece at a time." He concluded by writing, "Consider wearing earplugs overnight to silence the murmurs and whispers that emerge from the void. For multiple pies, hire a part-time man-at-arms or a wizard apprentice to stand guard until the links to the underworld have calmed."
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"The contrasting consistency of goo and caramelized top complimented each other well, but it had barely enough sugar to caramelize without burning," he shared.
