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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I once heard ice fishing described as this

Ice fishing makes about as much sense as sitting in your living room with a shotgun, and looking up the chimney, waiting for a duck to fly over.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I'm bored..... signing off...see you later

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Wirey

Fartist
You know what you never see? Large groups of Amish people singing Karen Carpenter songs. I wonder if she had that in her will or something.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You know what you never see? Large groups of Amish people singing Karen Carpenter songs. I wonder if she had that in her will or something.

You also never see the Mormon tabernacle choir singing Peace sells but who's buying by Megadeth either
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
The Simpsons episode when the congregation sang InnaGoddaDavida was quite good.
My mom saw the clip of that, and she thought it was hilarious (it was on some clip show). But because she hates the Simpsons, even though she's never actually watched it, and she refuses to even give it a chance because of Bart "mocking god" in the very first episode, and because she was one those parents who had nothing but bitterness, anger, and resentment towards the show, she'll talk about the scene and laugh about it, but she refuses to acknowledge that it was the Simpsons.
On a trip to Tennessee, it was my mom, me, my brother, and his two kids. My mom pushed the seek button on the radio, and it stopped on Eminem's "Lose Yourself," the four of us like that song, but my mom, she so utterly despises anything and everything rap that none of us could enjoy the song because we were to stunned and shocked at her having it play without saying anything about it or changing the station. And my even banned Linkin Park because the hip-hop side was way too much rap for her and she told me no more.
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
My mom saw the clip of that, and she thought it was hilarious (it was on some clip show). But because she hates the Simpsons, even though she's never actually watched it, and she refuses to even give it a chance because of Bart "mocking god" in the very first episode, and because she was one those parents who had nothing but bitterness, anger, and resentment towards the show, she'll talk about the scene and laugh about it, but she refuses to acknowledge that it was the Simpsons.
On a trip to Tennessee, it was my mom, me, my brother, and his two kids. My mom pushed the seek button on the radio, and it stopped on Eminem's "Lose Yourself," the four of us like that song, but my mom, she so utterly despises anything and everything rap that none of us could enjoy the song because we were to stunned and shocked at her having it play without saying anything about it or changing the station. And my even banned Linkin Park because the hip-hop side was way too much rap for her and she told me no more.
Meanwhile, one of my mother's favorite movies is Dogma and she likes Nine Inch Nails and ES Posthumus. Then again, my mother has always been pretty laid back. It's my father who has anal retentive issues. :p
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
Stupid question of the day, as heard on Total Divas...."Do you think if you hold your breath when you're pregnant that your baby can't breathe?"

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Yeah, they really made fun of her for that. ;)
 
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