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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Draka

Wonder Woman
Stand on your left leg and slowly lift the right leg directly in front of you. If you get a sudden tight, painful feeling either in the hip joint or on the point of bone on the hip go see a doctor. It sounds like you either got a hip pointer (nothing) or tore cartilage (something). If it's cartilage the tight thing will happen.
Nothing sharp or exceedingly painful happened when I did that. It's just really sore no matter what. I'm figuring on a colorful bruise. I can't think of the last time I fell this hard. And the force pretty much all went right on my hip.
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
ice for 15, then without; repeat. Ibuprofen could help with pain and swelling, or just aspirin...
Took a couple Aleve shortly after the fall and have been icing on and off since. If how sore this is on Aleve is any indication I think I'll be hitting up my hydrocodone before bed.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Nothing sharp or exceedingly painful happened when I did that. It's just really sore no matter what. I'm figuring on a colorful bruise. I can't think of the last time I fell this hard. And the force pretty much all went right on my hip.
No pix?
(I ask on Wirey's behalf. I'm too chaste to look.)
 

Wirey

Fartist
Nothing sharp or exceedingly painful happened when I did that. It's just really sore no matter what. I'm figuring on a colorful bruise. I can't think of the last time I fell this hard. And the force pretty much all went right on my hip.

I'd offer to massage it better, but you might take it as a come-on.

How you doin'?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well its the Acid reflux diet....and getting up way to early in the morning to exercise. Decided, after some reading, that the excess weight was not helping so 1/11 I started the exercise stuff
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
After court this morning, I have some advice for all the budding esquires here.....
When your client has gone thru a succession of lawyers because he hasn't paid them,
and you're the new lawyer he just hired, and you want yet another continuance cuz
you're unprepared, do not.....
- Reject the 2 week extension a very frustrated judge just gave you.
- Justify the rejection by saying that the date would conflict with your upcoming snowmobile trip out west.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Stand on your left leg and slowly lift the right leg directly in front of you.
Every time I see this post at the top of the page, it reminds me of the time the 3 Stooges were involved in art & modeling.
You know....where you "stand like this"....the the others wave at you saying "woooOOOOoooOOOoooo!".
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
After court this morning, I have some advice for all the budding esquires here.....
When your client has gone thru a succession of lawyers because he hasn't paid them,
and you're the new lawyer he just hired, and you want yet another continuance cuz
you're unprepared, do not.....
- Reject the 2 week extension a very frustrated judge just gave you.
- Justify the rejection by saying that the date would conflict with your upcoming snowmobile trip out west.
I thought you had won a victory for truth, justice and the American way.
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
Fancy Feast has made my cat into a spoiled rotten little diva. Decided to treat her once after our second cat died (she's alone now) and now she turns her nose up at dry cat food most of the time. She will sit next to her full bowl of food and meow loudly anytime she hears any can opened in the kitchen or hears a plate being washed (we give her the cat food on a small salad plate). We now try to keep the little cans stocked and just give her one at night (which she plows through at record breaking speeds) but she begs constantly now. :(
 

Wirey

Fartist
Fancy Feast has made my cat into a spoiled rotten little diva. Decided to treat her once after our second cat died (she's alone now) and now she turns her nose up at dry cat food most of the time. She will sit next to her full bowl of food and meow loudly anytime she hears any can opened in the kitchen or hears a plate being washed (we give her the cat food on a small salad plate). We now try to keep the little cans stocked and just give her one at night (which she plows through at record breaking speeds) but she begs constantly now. :(

Have you tried remembering she's a cat and throwing her outside until she shuts up?
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Fancy Feast has made my cat into a spoiled rotten little diva. Decided to treat her once after our second cat died (she's alone now) and now she turns her nose up at dry cat food most of the time. She will sit next to her full bowl of food and meow loudly anytime she hears any can opened in the kitchen or hears a plate being washed (we give her the cat food on a small salad plate). We now try to keep the little cans stocked and just give her one at night (which she plows through at record breaking speeds) but she begs constantly now. :(
Show kitty the wall of pets who became picky eaters.
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Draka

Wonder Woman
Have you tried remembering she's a cat and throwing her outside until she shuts up?
She'd be dead. She's spent her whole life indoors with not even the inclination to go outside with the door standing wide open. Unlike my male cat who loved to go outside and prowl about, she wouldn't know what to do. I put her outside once and all she did was huddle against the house too afraid to move. She'd never survive. She's spent 15 years inside, she doesn't know how to be outside. The most she's been outside our walls was vet trips.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I hate having a sinus infection. Waking up these past couple mornings has not been pleasant due to the amount of green chunky mucus I'm having to clear out of my head, throat, and chest.
 
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