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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
There could have been a problem, but alas! I conquered my sloth!
Did you have to climb a tree to do that?

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I think today was national try and run me over with a truck day..... more than a few tried in a local mall parking lot this afternoon.... they all missed
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I was out driving a truck today.
Any problems with a green F350 crew cab?

Nah...but an old orange, and brown rusty dodge got the closest.... just missed my toes as he drove though the parking spaces in the parking lot.... the next closest was much MUCH newer.... a Nissan Titan...as he took the corner into the lot at about 30mph....I think he could have done much better, I mean I was pushing a shopping cart at the time.....but he may have been afraid of scratching his pain job.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
My helper found many serial numbers on my 8 HP Otto.
The all match.
This is good.
But the head has been repainted.
That is bad.
But matching numbers is better than the paint issue.
I think I'll sell it.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It got so bad at home today that even my dog was trembling from all the yelling and screaming over an argument between my sister and niece.
I really hope I get this social worker job, so I can take on extra cases to have more time away from all of this. Which is pretty bad when I'd rather go deal some other families bull****. But at least I'd get paid extra for the extra cases.
And probably breaking up some bad relationships. I can't start relationships, but I have a way of persuading people to leave bad ones. I ended three last week.
But, back to the job, I'd even get a computer and printer to use at home. I'd be working in other people's homes though, which will make me uncomfortable at first.
I just hope my speeding ticket from 4-5 years ago doesn't prevent me from getting it. And the lady interviewing me did say one of their biggest problem with not being able to hire people is that they have a speeding ticket within some threshold she didn't know, and because you may potentially be transporting people you have to have a good record. But I did have the railroad driving job, so hopefully it doesn't get in the way.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
It is surprising how easily when your whistling the man on the flying trapeze changes into home, home on the range
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
Never allow cat fur to get into soup.
Ha! As if "allowing" has anything to do with that. Actually, I'd often wonder why it was that although I had 3 cats at the time and my parents only two, their furniture was practically bathed in car fur on a regular basis and ours wasn't. I know mom would vacuum the house and furniture regularly, but everytime we'd go over for a holiday or visit, layers of cat fur everywhere. And don't expect to eat a meal there without picking out at least one strand of fur, it's just in the air.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I sure as heck can keep them out of my house...but then...as you have said.... I am a bear...not a mere human.... but either way......to put it in words you will understand.... THEY AIN'T ALLOWED IN ME HOUSE!!!!!!!
 
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