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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
Not that I would ever advocate violence, but...well...yes. At the very least, some b***hslapping of certain persons is probably called for...
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
My dad's. So, I guess I should have asked, are the two us entitled to shatter fingers and snap wrists?
Yikes! That sucks.

Well, I can't advocate violence since no one's life was threatened but if I were your dad,
I wouldn't allow your sister to bring friends over again for a very long time, if ever.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I wouldn't allow your sister to bring friends over again for a very long time, if ever.
It's not friends. It was either her, her husband, or her oldest son.
My sister's friends though, I met a couple a couple of them when she had them over at my brother's house (something he did not approve of), and their only problem is they are just really dumb. Literally dumb enough that the guy friend thinks that all he has to do is hope and wish and think about being a successful musician and he'll get it, and he didn't want to hear what reality is, which is that many (perhaps most) bands don't last very long, even small record deals can be difficult to get, and that even recording is actually much harder than what most people realize. Nope, his "happy thoughts" are gonna take care of all that.:rolleyes:
:facepalm:
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I also want to strangle my sister and her horde over how goddamned wasteful they are! I lecture people about wastefulness, I am very careful to waste little myself, yet these ******** waste entire cups of milk or juice, they are constantly forgetting stuff in the microwave, and it's not unusual for them to waste enough food cooked for one dinner that will feed two or three people. My grandparents were young adults during the Depression, and that "waste not" mentality of the Depression got passed to my mom, and it got passed to me, it got passed to my brother, but somehow it just did not sink into my sister's head, and when I lecture her kids about waste they shrug it off as if it's nothing. Too bad I can't ship them off to Africa, Ethiopia, India, or somewhere else so they can see that the amount they waste would be a blessing to many.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
On a positive note, my job-skills training lady tells me that if a social work position is running a background check on me then it's considered a job offer, but just to give it a bit of time because apparently everything in the social work field moves at a really slow pace.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
On a positive note, my job-skills training lady tells me that if a social work position is running a background check on me then it's considered a job offer, but just to give it a bit of time because apparently everything in the social work field moves at a really slow pace.
That's good to hear.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
On a positive note, my job-skills training lady tells me that if a social work position is running a background check on me then it's considered a job offer, but just to give it a bit of time because apparently everything in the social work field moves at a really slow pace.
If you become a social worker, will you fix all my mental problems?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I could no longer resist, I needed to have a piece of Dark Chocolate...so I did...... and now I can say without any shadow of doubt..... my reflux issues are not entirely gone
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Since when is eating dark chocolate a sin....and what do you mean haste...it has been over 2 months....... besides.... I want sympathy, not chastisement
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Since when is eating dark chocolate a sin....and what do you mean haste...it has been over 2 months....... besides.... I want sympathy, not chastisement
I'd sympathize by patting you on the head with my hand,
but it has dark chocolate on it. (I just ate some.)
I'd worry about getting it back.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I'd sympathize by patting you on the head with my hand,
but it has dark chocolate on it. (I just ate some.)
I'd worry about getting it back.

Yeah.... I'm not gonna lie.... that is probably a good idea

Silly Bear, chocolate is for humans, hunny is for bears!

Honey AND chocolate.... but I have no acid reflux issues with Honey...so maybe your right....I should stick with honey for now.....
 
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