The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

The oldest is home from college today...has a grand plan of driving to Florida with college friends......

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Next Friday I have an appointment with a business mentor so I can get help with advertising.

 

[Revoltingest]

You are more than welcome to come mow our backyard. Still haven't gotten the mower running and there is so much purple clover back there we are playing host to a whole extended family of big fuzzy bumble bees.

I'll need a glass of lemonade, your address & 2 shaved weasels.

 

[Draka]

I'll need a glass of lemonade, your address & 2 shaved weasels.

I think I can swing the shaved weasels but you have to give me time to run out for the lemonade.

 

[Wirey]

I think I can swing the shaved weasels but you have to give me time to run out for the lemonade.

I'm in! I'll bring that 10 gallon tub of mustard I bought at Costco!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've never been to a Costco (none around here). From what I've heard, they seem to be a Sam's Club type of place.

 

[Draka]

I've never been to a Costco (none around here). From what I've heard, they seem to be a Sam's Club type of place.

I can't recall ever even seeing either. If I've driven past any I didn't notice.

 

[Draka]

It's funny to read things your kids make you for Mother's Day. Those question ones where they answer about you. You learn so much. Like, apparently I'm 42 instead of 40. My favorite place to shop is a grocery store I don't go to more than maybe 3 times a year. My favorite thing to do to relax is eat chocolate (it's read, but whatever). My daughter acknowledges me teaching her "the Spock symbol". Random other stuff. Did get recognized for "keeping me safe", making favorite foods, and making time for Girl Scouts, and more though. So that's sweet.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My daughter acknowledges me teaching her "the Spock symbol".

Then you obviously have not failed as a parent. Time for Klingon lessons, lol!

 

[Revoltingest]

I saw a new thread entitled, "the bible canon".

I searched & found....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I hope me niece doesn't make an *** of herself today. Her plans for Mother's day were, last I knew, to really tear into her mom (a couple weeks ago her mom called her a "****," and she wants to show her just how big of one she can be). The sad thing is, I can't blame her for wanting to do this, because my sister does mistreat her kids. But, considering everybody is under one roof, and my sister is the type to drag others down, I have kept reminding my niece that going through with her plans would have her mom dragging my mom down with her.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And it's official: Another one of my sister's children has moved in with their dad to get away from their mom. That makes two out four, with the other having absolutely nothing to do with her.

 

[Revoltingest]

I've pulled a whole lotta garlic mustard.
It just keeps a come'n.
I await the day when scientists finally decide to introduce a bug which eats it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I need a small lump of cash so I can get started fixing and selling consoles. I could have gotten four or five Xbox 360s for just under 40 bucks, and that included shipping. And the sooner I get started with that, the sooner I can start buying more expensive devises to rake in even more money.
I also decided calling my business the brutally honest name of "Give Me Money" might not be the best name to go with. I thought about DOES Repairs, or "Dreams of Electric Sheep," but I fear that may invoke the wraith copyright infringement lawyers.

 

[Revoltingest]

I need a small lump of cash so I can get started fixing and selling consoles. I could have gotten four or five Xbox 360s for just under 40 bucks, and that included shipping. And the sooner I get started with that, the sooner I can start buying more expensive devises to rake in even more money.
I also decided calling my business the brutally honest name of "Give Me Money" might not be the best name to go with. I thought about DOES Repairs, or "Dreams of Electric Sheep," but I fear that may invoke the wraith copyright infringement lawyers.

I was once in some partnerships....
CEG
GCP
HRP

They stood for (respectively)......
Campus Exploitation Group
Greedy Capitalist Pigs
High Rent Properties

With initialisms, you can keep it an inside joke.

 

[Wu Wei]

Got 2 things...

1) (this one is likely more Wirey's speed) I was juts reading the "Sorry. I used the Men's Room." thread and I remembered another time I saw a woman (heard actually) in a men's room. It was in college and see seemed to be sharing the stall with a college guy. However she also seemed to be facing the wrong way

2) my oldest and 3 of his friends (all girls) had this grand plan to drive to Florida from NY.... non-stop. Was supposed to leave yesterday and return Thursday. Reason for going....never quite got a clear answer on that one beyond something akin to "just seems like the thing to do". Get this e-mail yesterday, just before I was about to call to find out what the Heck was going on. The trip was cancelled, he is angry and that is all I got...so far. I have my suspicions as to why the trip got cancelled....see 3 girls and 1 boy in a car going to Florida.....not sure any of the Girls parents had any clue as to the inclusion of 1 male until possibly yesterday.....yup they're all 18, but us old folk are still footing the bills so...... come to think of it...that one might have been Wirey's speed as well.

 

[Revoltingest]

Got 2 things...

1) (this one is likely more Wirey's speed) I was juts reading the "Sorry. I used the Men's Room." thread and I remembered another time I saw a woman (heard actually) in a men's room. It was in college and see seemed to be sharing the stall with a college guy. However she also seemed to be facing the wrong way

Clearly, such mistakes show that women need training in how to use men's facilities.

 

[Wu Wei]

Clearly, such mistakes show that women need training in how to use men's facilities.

Exactly....

 

[sun rise]

Clearly, such mistakes show that women need training in how to use men's facilities.

That has already been done

 

[Wu Wei]

She was not standing...she appeared to be sitting...on the male student...all I could see was the feet mind you...but none of it appeared to be proper toilet usage