The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

My "business assignment" for today was learning about the tax part of it. It looked easy enough, but one site I looked at said you have to report estimated earnings. Good thing H&R Block offers a free consultation, because this process seems a bit too easy.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I just got back from a second walk today, and I have some huge blisters on my feet.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well.....now what.....

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

What what?

 

[Wu Wei]

Exactly

 

[Revoltingest]

I just sold 2 engines & a locomotive bell (ca 1850).
Woo hoo!
It'll cover this month's bills.

 

[Revoltingest]

While doing landscape work at one of my buildings, I noticed (while commuting) that most
of the square footage on my street is vacant. The recession is still going strong here.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

While doing landscape work at one of my buildings, I noticed (while commuting) that most
of the square footage on my street is vacant. The recession is still going strong here.

It's an opportunity for a good capitlalist to buy cheap to sell dear later! This isn't a bad thing! It's creative destruction!

 

[Revoltingest]

It's an opportunity for a good capitlalist to buy cheap to sell dear later! This isn't a bad thing! It's creative destruction!

Buy commercial real estate in Michiganistan?
That's like saying.....
"Buy turds because with mold on them they're even cheaper!"

Btw, turds are better than real estate.
Why?
There's no property tax on turds.

 

[sun rise]

Buy commercial real estate in Michiganistan?
That's like saying.....
"Buy turds because with mold on them they're even cheaper!"

Btw, turds are better than real estate.
Why?
There's no property tax on turds.

However, in the People's Republic of Californiastan, property values are going up up and away. Per zillow, my dog house is worth over twice the value since December, 2011. And it's in what used to be called a lower middle class neighborhood.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The blister on my left foot isn't too bad, but the one on my right foot is huge! It's about the size of my big toe.

 

[Wu Wei]

I annoyed...per usual

 

[Revoltingest]

I annoyed...per usual

Just as long as you're not hungry.....

 

[Wu Wei]

Just as long as you're not hungry.....

Well...now that you mention it...it is lunch time....

 

[Revoltingest]

Well...now that you mention it...it is lunch time....

An angry and hungry 1000# pound killing machine?
Watch me run.....& tip over the old lady in the wheelchair on my way out'a here.

 

[sun rise]

I annoyed...per usual

Here's one for you - maybe it will cheer you up a bit

 

[Wu Wei]

An angry and hungry 1000# pound killing machine?
Watch me run.....& tip over the old lady in the wheelchair on my way out'a here.

 

[Wu Wei]

Here's one for you - maybe it will cheer you up a bit

 

[Revoltingest]

Still, the old lady lying next to the wheelchair (Ms Tastythighs) is my insurance policy in case I trip while fleeing.
And just to be sure, I bought a rider to this policy.....I poured BBQ sauce on her.

 

[ChristineES]

I've learned things being a cashier: People don't like being told their coupons don't match what they are buying or they are expired, they think we are a bank and always blame we cashiers if their cards don't go through, people think I either have very long arms or I am a Jedi: They put their stuff at the end of the register where I can't reach it (this is the speedy lane, where there is no conveyor belt), speaking of the speed lane, people are supposed to have 20 items or less, but 1 out of 5 people bring more than 20 items. Just blowing off a little steam. People tell the same jokes over and over: While I am checking a big bill, they say "I just made that today", when an item is not scanning well, they say "it's free!" Those jokes weren't even funny the first time...