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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
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Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I remember going to the paint store and requesting a warm blue that wasn't very green. They found it!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I went to Menards to find a specific brown.
Didn't need much.
Very expensive to buy off the shelf.
Lo!
They had a custom mixed color exactly
what I wanted, & marked down to $2.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
It's warming up to a decent fall temperature and the sky is blue. My excuse for not doing outside work does not exist today.

It's been damn cold here today. So guess which idiot went outside to put frost protection on some of the trees?

Hee, hee, not me but hubbee
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
FINALLY, the TRUTH is revealed

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And guess who has 8 limbs based on the one true image that exists:

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All that fresh water would have diluted the oceans salinity way past the tolerance of most ocean creatures.

Thats why i ask where did Noah keep the blue whales and the 16 tonnes of krill per day needed to keep them alive.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
All that fresh water would have diluted the oceans salinity way past the tolerance of most ocean creatures.

Thats why i ask where did Noah keep the blue whales and the 16 tonnes of krill per day needed to keep them alive.
Five demerits for a serious post in response to a joke. Clearly God has an almighty salt shaker.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Five demerits for a serious post in response to a joke. Clearly God has an almighty salt shaker.

I'll take the demerits and wear them proudly if my message hits a target ;-)

But it must be noted that i simply cannot take the flood idea seriously in any of it's apologetic forms
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I'll take the demerits and wear them proudly if my message hits a target ;-)

But it must be noted that i simply cannot take the flood idea seriously in any of it's apologetic forms
Given how widespread the story is in various forms, there has to be a reason. List of flood myths - Wikipedia is a list. And where did you think Terry Pratchett got his slightly mythologized history from? Clearly the Great A'Tuin is Mikinaak

Waynaboozhoo shaped the mud, and it became bigger and bigger. He needed a place to put it, and a snapping turtle, Mikinaak, offered his back. The land grew and grew until it was the size of the whole earth.​
A Flood of Myths and Stories is interesting because it illustrates differences and common elements. I can see something happened maybe 100,000 years ago that turned into myths that changed with groups. "Cargo cults" are a recent illustration of how things like that can happen.
 
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