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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
EW!! Ewwwww!! Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster!! Ewww!!

There was a bug in my pants!! I had to take them off...

And I'm scared to put on more... What if there is a bug in them!?!?
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Why does that always happen to me?? One time I put on a shirt and a spider ran down out of the sleeve. I think bugs are attracted to me. Probably because I'm so dirty and gross. Why won't they stay out of my shirts!?! And my pants!?! What if one gets in my socks?? That would be awful. Now I'm going to have to check EVERYTHING before I put it on.
 

FyreBrigidIce

Returning Noob
I hate it when a spider starts to crawl on me. It gives me the eebee jeebees. I try not to instinctly kill it but sometimes I am just so freaked out I forget to just let it outside.

FBI
 

Sententia

Well-Known Member
I would try to rehibilitate an insect before I have to kill it.

I love spiders personally. They keep away all the other bugs I am not so fond of. We do have some brown recluse spiders and I do not like them in or around my house but I keep finding them everywhere. In my back yard this year during the early fall there was a section of my yard that was carpetted with spiders. Mostly babies. It was a huge swath of them though, crawling over each other in a large 10 by 15 or so section near a stone wall.

It was kinda freaky to watch.

I also like bats. I already have two bat houses up but I need more. Right around dusk the sky begins to have these silent shapes swooping to and fro. After that it gets too dark for me to see but I like to think there still there and keeping me safe.
 

Lindsey-Loo

Steel Magnolia
I despise spiders and bugs of every kind. Lately, I've been finding these weird, roly-poly looking things on the wall beside and the ceiling above my bed. Only they're not roly-polys, they never move unless you poke them. I have no idea what they are or where they're coming from or if they bite, so I usually just kill them. They're super-freaky.
 
I love spiders personally. They keep away all the other bugs I am not so fond of. We do have some brown recluse spiders and I do not like them in or around my house but I keep finding them everywhere. In my back yard this year during the early fall there was a section of my yard that was carpetted with spiders. Mostly babies. It was a huge swath of them though, crawling over each other in a large 10 by 15 or so section near a stone wall.

It was kinda freaky to watch.

I also like bats. I already have two bat houses up but I need more. Right around dusk the sky begins to have these silent shapes swooping to and fro. After that it gets too dark for me to see but I like to think there still there and keeping me safe.

Bats are the coolest things...to bad they get a lot of bad publicity.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Pants are pretty scary now that I know there might be a bug in them.

I just cannot get over that.


Okay... This is important, so listen up:

Make sure to check your pants for bugs, spiders, toads, snakes, worms, cats, dogs, and mice before putting them on. Now... cats and dogs aren't really too scary... but they might get angry if you put on pants which they were inside first... So just check.
 

stacey bo bacey

oh no you di'int
Pants are pretty scary now that I know there might be a bug in them.

I just cannot get over that.


Okay... This is important, so listen up:

Make sure to check your pants for bugs, spiders, toads, snakes, worms, cats, dogs, and mice before putting them on. Now... cats and dogs aren't really too scary... but they might get angry if you put on pants which they were inside first... So just check.

Haha, noted! Thank you!
 
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