The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I denounce Miss Monta as a heavy consumer of Magnesium Disulfate

Disulfate? As in extra-sulfate-y Epsom salts?

 

[Quagmire]

I would like to declare this Be Kind to Gerbils week.

 

[Morse]

Disulfate? As in extra-sulfate-y Epsom salts?

I fused a bit of extra sulfur to hopefully increase its acoustic absorption properties.

EDIT: It didn't work.

 

[monta]

I would like to declare this Be Kind to Gerbils week.

I guess I can wait a week

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I would like to declare this Be Kind to Gerbils week.

Really? Hmm.

What I had planned for Saturday night doesn't seem nearly as appropriate now.

I fused a bit of extra sulfur to hopefully increase its acoustic absorption properties.

What?

 

[Morse]

What?

Magnesium Sulfate is the reason water in the ocean absorbs acoustic frequencies (Acoustic Energy --> Heat Energy)

At least I think.

 

[Vile Atheist]

Magnesium Sulfate is the reason water in the ocean absorbs acoustic frequencies (Acoustic Energy --> Heat Energy)

At least I think.

Magnesium sulfate? Epsom salts?

 

[Willamena]

And I'll dance with you in Vienna
I'll be wearing a river's disguise
The hiacynth, wild on my shoulder,
My mouth on the dew of your (KFC) thighs

 

[Morse]

Magnesium sulfate? Epsom salts?

Yes, the ocean salt isn't just composed of Sodium Nitrate you know.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Magnesium Sulfate is the reason water in the ocean absorbs acoustic frequencies (Acoustic Energy --> Heat Energy)

At least I think.

What?

I'm sorry - you'll have to speak up.

 

[Morse]

I have an announcement, the last 1/10 of a penguin includes its brain.

 

[Willamena]

What?

I'm sorry - you'll have to speak up.

Epsom.

Salts.

He said they absorb frequencies.

Why do I feel like I'm in a sequel to The Titanic?

 

[Morse]

Epsom.

Salts.

He said they absorb frequencies.

Why do I feel like I'm in a sequel to The Titanic?

Sorry, but they absorb acoustic frequencies

 

[whereismynotecard]

I love the irony of the fact that you have chosen to study for a degree which will require you to work at a school.

I don't hate elementary school. I hate college school where the professors don't know how to teach. I actually don't mind most of my classes. I just hate that particular one.

 

[Quagmire]

...(a po-em, praising the noble Gerbil, written entirely in gerbil)

Squeak squeek, squeek squeek squeek squeek

Squeak squeek squeak,
Squeak squeak squeek,
Squeek squeak squeek?
Squeek squeak squeak squeak

Squeak,
Squeek squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak,
Squeek squeeek squeak squeak squeak squeek,

Squeak squeek,
Squeak squeeak squeak squeak squeek,
Squeak squeek

Skweek.

"Thank you, and goodnight".



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[rojse]

I would never dream of it. I only speak French, English and Irish, I don't speak Gaelic.

Does anyone know what the word "pretentious" means?

 

[Vile Atheist]

A definition by ContentiusMaximus.

Pretentious:

Pre -> Before
Tent -> Something you camp in
Ious -> Meaningless ending that hates freedom

Overall: Love freedom before you camp. That's what pretentious means.

 

[Morse]

A definition by ContentiusMaximus.

Pretentious:

Pre -> Before
Tent -> Something you camp in
Ious -> Meaningless ending that hates freedom

Overall: Love freedom before you camp. That's what pretentious means.

but Contentius, why stop at loving freedom BEFORE you camp? Why not love freedom throughout the entire camping experience?

 

[Morse]

The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread: Not so meaningless anymore, is it?

 

[whereismynotecard]

I'm so scared of tomorrow.