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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Morse

Morse

To Extinguish
He has a rash, rash, rash
In the shape of a dash, dash dash.
He rubbed up on poison oak, oak, oak
slept with a homeless bloke, bloke, bloke

And now he has a rash, rash, rash
Covered in ash? ash? ash?
Its time to run, run, run
But runnings no fun, fun, fun
When you have a, a, a
Rash, rash, rash.

He has a rash, rash, rash
Down near his stash, stash stash
Eating away, away, away
All night and day, day, day
He needs some rope, rope, rope
And an ounce of dope, dope, dope.
To make a noose, noose, noose
And make a truce, truce, truce

With his rash, rash, rash
In the shape of a dash, dash, dash,
...(Set on loop)
 
V

Vile Atheist

Loud and Obnoxious
9-10ths_Penguin said:
Look for the other cards in this series, including "No hard feelings about those smallpox-infested blankets?" and "Looking back on it, the theocracy was a bad idea." Collect the whole set! New from Hallmark!
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Hallmark would be more poetic than that.

Regrets about the blankets with pox,
We need time in the penalty box.
For it was wrong,
Can we get along,
Wishing we could turn back the clocks?
 
Morse

Morse

To Extinguish
In this limerick form I speak clear,
About that rhyme above you hold dear,
I must say its true,
Its Hullabaloo,
For your lyrics are far too austere.

Chemist or poet you only get one,
For getting it all is far too much fun,
Get used to it boy,
Verse isn't your toy,
So enjoy playing with Zinc and Carbon
 
Morse

Morse

To Extinguish
ContentiusMaximus said:
Are you a chemist too, Morse lol?
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I find your sense of humor amusing,
For despite being slightly confusing,
You must be insane,
To be so inane,
So I guess I'll settle for bemusing.

And Chemist? I don't believe so
Physics is far better you know,
Vectors, Energy, Work
Gravity, Force, Torque,
All can set chemistry aglow.
 
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