The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Nepenthe]

The Onion truly is "America's Most Trusted News Source". It's where I get all my news from.

I steal 44% of my humor from The Onion, 58% from the Simpsons, 13% from Spaced, and 18% from the AV Club comments.

 

[rojse]

I steal 44% of my humor from The Onion, 58% from the Simpsons, 13% from Spaced, and 18% from the AV Club comments.

What about the other 23% you take from other RF members?

 

[Nepenthe]

What about the other 23% you take from other RF members?

21% from Rojse, 2% from Sugriva may-he-rot-in-hell.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Is it true that Canadian bowling balls are really small?

 

[whereismynotecard]

This girl, Alexa is a fat skeeze.

 

[Nepenthe]

Is it true that Canadian bowling balls are really small?

Canadians are on average only 4 feet tall, so the bowling balls are actually larger in the proper scale.

 

[whereismynotecard]

canadians are on average only 4 feet tall, so the bowling balls are actually larger in the proper scale.

lies!!

 

[whereismynotecard]

I wish it would let me type in all caps... That was meant to be in all caps: LIES!!

 

[Vile Atheist]

Canadians are on average only 4 feet tall, so the bowling balls are actually larger in the proper scale.

That's because of a large volume of spineless liberals skewing the average.

 

[Nepenthe]

That's because of a large volume of spineless liberals skewing the average.

Everyone knows bowling is a leftist proletarian sport.

 

[whereismynotecard]

What? Bowling is a sport?

 

[Nepenthe]

The sport of kings!

 

[whereismynotecard]

I don't believe it...

 

[whereismynotecard]

Good night everyone!!

And here's a dancing banana:

:danana:

Here's an extra, just in case: :danana:

 

[Erebus]

Just discovered special K oats and honey...

Where have you been all my life?

 

[Morse]

Just discovered special K oats and honey...

Where have you been all my life?

I know right! It turns out when all these preacher boys are talking about enlightenment and salvation, its actually code for "Special K Oats and Honey".

 

[Erebus]

I know right! It turns out when all these preacher boys are talking about enlightenment and salvation, its actually code for "Special K Oats and Honey".

I agree, I think I just got "saved"

 

[whereismynotecard]

I have lotsa homework.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Poor Polamalu injured his knee again. :sad4: The three games the Steelers have lost happened to be three of the games when Polamalu wasn't playing... Coincidence? I think not. Polamalu is the greatest. I want a Polamalu jersey. #43.

 

[Smoke]

What? Bowling is a sport?

Bowling is the best sport! Name me another sport where you get to spend most of your time sitting down and drinking beer.