The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[whereismynotecard]

Bowling is the best sport! Name me another sport where you get to spend most of your time sitting down and drinking beer.

Lots of them, if you're in the audience instead of playing...

 

[te_lanus]

I hate fighting about semantics.

Person A: Book x chapter y verse z says "asdfghj" in the NIV and modern translations
Person B: Yes but the NIV and modern translations are corrupt translations, we only use the KJV.

 

[Morse]

I hate fighting about semantics.

Person A: Book x chapter y verse z says "asdfghj" in the NIV and modern translations
Person B: Yes but the NIV and modern translations are corrupt translations, we only use the KJV.

The best way to avoid this is via ignorance.

If you never read a book about scripture, its a LOT easier to ignore it.

 

[te_lanus]

The best way to avoid this is via ignorance.

If you never read a book about scripture, its a LOT easier to ignore it.

It maybe very true. But you can't claim ignorance if you know it of by heart.

 

[Vile Atheist]

It maybe very true. But you can't claim ignorance if you know it of by heart.

Of course you can. You'd just be lying.

 

[Vile Atheist]

Bowling is the best sport! Name me another sport where you get to spend most of your time sitting down and drinking beer.

Curling.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Lying is a very useful tool.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Curling.

That game is so weird.

 

[Vile Atheist]

That game is so weird.

Take it BACK!!!! *throws a bar stool*

It is the only sport where you can hear Newfie women grunting and yelling "HAAARRRRRDDDD!!!! HAAAARRRDDDEEERRRR!!!! SWEEEEEEPPPP!!!! CLEEEEAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!.................Good throw, Shelley. Good throw."

 

[whereismynotecard]

Take it BACK!!!! *throws a bar stool*

It is the only sport where you can hear Newfie women grunting and yelling "HAAARRRRRDDDD!!!! HAAAARRRDDDEEERRRR!!!! SWEEEEEEPPPP!!!! CLEEEEAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!.................Good throw, Shelley. Good throw."

I don't see how that's a good thing... I guess it would make for a lot of "that's what she said" jokes. Oh my gosh. Do you ever watch american football with the guys who do the commentary? Everything they say sounds like a sex joke... I always wonder if they are doing it on purpose.

 

[Vile Atheist]

I don't see how that's a good thing... I guess it would make for a lot of "that's what she said" jokes. Oh my gosh. Do you ever watch american football with the guys who do the commentary? Everything they say sounds like a sex joke... I always wonder if they are doing it on purpose.

Maybe they are just homo erotic

 

[whereismynotecard]

I might just have a dirty mind... But my mom agrees that they say a lot of dirty sounding things...

 

[Vile Atheist]

I prefer my homo erotic theory.

 

[monta]

when we were kids we used to play the star trek game, basically you apply a filthy meaning to everything they say on star trek to make it bearable. We often played it when we weren't watching star trek, like at mass or something and go in trouble.

 

[Vile Atheist]

When I am dragged to Christmas mass by my family I should do that lol.

I think I'll burst out laughing at "O Cum, Emmanuel"

 

[te_lanus]

Of course you can. You'd just be lying.

It can be fun sometimes especially on Fundie forums.

 

[whereismynotecard]

That sounds fun. My mom and I have lotsa fun doing that while we watch football.

 

[whereismynotecard]

O' homework... O' paper which I write! How doth you to force upon me a required typing of a paper?

 

[Morse]

O' homework... O' paper which I write! How doth you to force upon me a required typing of a paper?

You could always borrow one of mine from my Writing 121 class

 

[whereismynotecard]

You could always borrow one of mine from my Writing 121 class

This is a very specific paper, about stuff I took pictures of at a bridge near my house.