The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[whereismynotecard]

Probably something like the last one. Hold on, and I'll find the pic-cha...

 

[whereismynotecard]

 

[monta]

Nice Kitty

 

[Quagmire]

Pherph!

 

[whereismynotecard]

His nose flops around everywhere when he yawns...

 

[whereismynotecard]

There's no mail on sunday...

 

[cardero]

Everybodys watching Adult Swim and I can't because I got to work.

 

[rojse]

I'm really a computer program.

I'm really a person who thinks it is a computer program. Or is it a computer program that thinks it is a person? I get the two confused.

 

[Nepenthe]

If someone has a mind like a steel trap does that mean they can mentally torture the legs of small woodland creatures?

 

[katiafish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1sL...D948249E7&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1

 

[katiafish]

 

[Morse]

Lol, that made me chuckle Fish

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

At the Mexican restaurant I get the Corral Salad with cilantro dressing, or you might call it la ensalada corral, con cilantro salsa. It's a salad with lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, and onions(but I get it without the onions) and with grilled chicken on top. It's very delicious. I don't know what cilantro is, but the only choices were that or ranch, and I don't like ranch, except ranch flavoured doritos, so I just tried the cilantro, and I liked it.

You're welcome to all my cilantro. I am not a fan of it.

I actually went and joined www.ihatecilantro.com, though the site now appears to be down.

For some reason when I first read this sentence, I thought you meant you thought Torontonians were extinct.

Toronto isn't extinct; it renders other cities extinct. Toronto ate my home town.

I love the CN tower. I went in an elevator to the top.

Last time I went to the top of the CN Tower, I took the stairs.

Fun fact: there are exactly 1776 steps from the base of the tower to the observation deck. Odd number, considering that it's a Canadian national landmark.

What? They've made a three-storey tall building in Canada? I never heard this in the news!

You can be forgiven for not hearing about it; the same week it opened, we got our tenth mile of paved road. All the other stories got kinda buried.

BTW: your main trading goods are still kangaroo pelts (export), Paul Hogan (export) and criminals (import), right?

 

[katiafish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJUu-xiJPx8

 

[katiafish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm7ZL-PrYd8&feature=related

 

[Morse]

Are we actually supposed to watch those videos?

Oh, and I went to the ER last night, thats a gonna be my announcement.

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

I still don't know what yarbles are.

 

[Morse]

I still don't know what yarbles are.

You are a disgrace to the northwest.

 

[Vile Atheist]

They're like marbles, but with a "y"

 

[monta]

I still don't know what yarbles are.

Well it comes from the Russian word Yarblicka , which means apples if that helps

''Now, that's a fine pair of yarblicka'' you might say to someone