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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!
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Someone remembers A Clockwork Orange.Well it comes from the Russian word Yarblicka , which means apples if that helps
''Now, that's a fine pair of yarblicka'' you might say to someone
monta
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Morse
To Extinguish
Oregonians..
So what's with the ER?
Californians...
Oregonians...
Went to a friends house, his father smokes inside. I have asthma. Couldn't breathe all day, didn't have any asthma medication.
Went to Urgent Care and was re-directed to the ER when my breathing was in the red zone on a breath test. I was given a shot of steroids (Now my penis will shrink and I'll start growing breasts :sad
, Nebulizer Therapy, and a dose of Albuterol. Im also home for the day today.Vile Atheist
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Went to Urgent Care and was re-directed to the ER when my breathing was in the red zone on a breath test. I was given a shot of steroids (Now my penis will shrink and I'll start growing breasts :sad
And you can't even do anything fun because of the shrunken penis.
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Weird, you remembered it 20 minutes ago. :sarcasticYes Cardero
Vile Atheist
Loud and Obnoxious
Yours would shrivel like an overly-salted Bavarian sausage too if you lived here. All things considering, the average penile appendage size of the Canuck is very satisfactory. This calls for a study.
TurkeyOnRye
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No true Oregonian would be such a jerkoff to another Oregonian.
Well it comes from the Russian word Yarblicka , which means apples if that helps
''Now, that's a fine pair of yarblicka'' you might say to someone
Thank you, monta, for not being a jerkoff.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Steroids make your penis shrink? I didn't know that...
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Everybodys watching Adult Swim and I can't because I got to work.
I watched it.
I watch the new metalocalypse episodes when they have new ones. Sometimes I watch them online instead of on the actual tele though.
Morse
To Extinguish
I wasn't being a jerkoff, I was encouraging you to educate yourself.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
My TV dinner is done!! :danana:
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Baggins loved his part of the tv dinner.
rojse
RF Addict
You're welcome to all my cilantro. I am not a fan of it.
I actually went and joined www.ihatecilantro.com, though the site now appears to be down.
Toronto isn't extinct; it renders other cities extinct. Toronto ate my home town.
Last time I went to the top of the CN Tower, I took the stairs.
Fun fact: there are exactly 1776 steps from the base of the tower to the observation deck. Odd number, considering that it's a Canadian national landmark.
You can be forgiven for not hearing about it; the same week it opened, we got our tenth mile of paved road. All the other stories got kinda buried.
BTW: your main trading goods are still kangaroo pelts (export), Paul Hogan (export) and criminals (import), right?
That's all correct, except for Paul Hogan. He hasn't really been exported since "Crocodile Dundee II".
TurkeyOnRye
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Bollocks!
Wait a minute - so you let him back in? After that movie?!
lamplighter
Almighty Tallest
Apparently he had a fairly successful TV show before that, and got an "Australian of the Year" award.
I do hope all you Aussies know that you can thank Paul Hogan for the infamous "Shrimp on the barbie" line that people in the US seem to think you always say every weekend.
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