The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[ChristineES]

I always thought Mary Ann would do better with the Professor.
I used to watch the Brady Bunch and Three's Company. I used to watch the Partridge Family, too- I thought Keith was cool. I like My Three Sons, too.

 

[tumbleweed41]

It's scary being around a smoker who is going through smoking withdrawal... They are very mean.

Bite me!!!


Sorry:sorry1:



(Not sure I am going to make it.......)

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

Ginger is a little ***** too. And the professor is a know-it-all *******. And of course, the millionaires are **********. That's on purpose though. You are supposed to hate them. I don't have a problem with Mary Ann and Gilligan though. Gilligan is kind of a dumb ****, but that's okay. At least he's not a *******.

Imma exit out of this window now, so maybe my episode will load. My computer turns into a real ***** whenever I am doing more than one thing on it. I just want to watch Gilligan's mother ******* Island! Is that so much to ask!? Son of a *****. Why must everything be so difficult?

It boggles my mind why there is censoring at all. This is the internet not ******* PBS.

 

[whereismynotecard]

It boggles my mind why there is censoring at all. This is the internet not ******* PBS.

Yep. The way I figure, if there is a little kid on this website, they've got access to the entirety of the internet. It's not as though they couldn't happen to stumble upon far worse than some uncensored swear words.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I always thought Mary Ann would do better with the Professor.

You mean like dating? Mary Ann would probably do better with him. Gilligan doesn't seem like the type who would want to be in a relationship like that. I don't like the professor though, because he's always acting like he's better than everyone else because he knows everything. Mary Ann is nice though, and so is Gilligan, except he's an idiot. But that's okay, because it's not on purpose. Skipper is always over-reacting and blaming Gilligan when he runs into a tree branch or something, the millionaires think they are better than everyone else too, and Ginger only ever acts like a ****.

So my conclusion is: I hate them all except Gilligan and Mary Ann. (but not as a couple, because Gilligan doesn't seem like he'd want to date anyone, and I think he and Mary Ann are much more like friends than a couple.)

Boy, these days an actor wouldn't be able to get away with acting how the guy who plays The Skipper acts. He over-acts everything. I wonder if they just wanted his character to be insane or if the actor really just didn't know how to act in a manner which appeared semi-natural... I suppose he acts like a crazy mother ****** for the whole "physical comedy" thing with Gilligan. They are always tripping over each other and whatnot. I guess the guy who plays Gilligan is a better actor.

 

[whereismynotecard]

My car broke today at Walgreens. The only people on my contacts list who might have had a jumper cable and who still live in the same town as I were the guy who I've been ignoring for months because he wants to secks me, and my "friend" who's been ignoring me for months because his girlfriend thinks I want to secks him. I called the second one, but he didn't answer. I couldn't call the first one though, because he makes me very nervous what with all the obvious wanting of secks. I figured he'd probably charge me a round of secks as payment for jumping my car battery. So finally my dad's friend came along, but his jumper cables were messed up, so he bought me a new battery.

My mom keeps saying how she owes him now, and I said, "No, it was my battery. If he hadn't bought it, you would have made me buy it, so I'm the one who owes him. But he said he was going to pay for it, and I'm accepting the favour, and don't intend to pay him back." My mom has trouble accepting favours from people for some reason. I'll take a free car battery any day.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I ate too much orange. I just had one orange, and now I feel like I ate too much. Maybe it's because i'm a big fat ugly whore.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I'm trying to clean my room! I got rid of a ton of clothing! If I have so much clothing, why have I never got anything to wear!?! Oh, I know... because most of it is old t-shirts, which are fine on a normal day, but when I need to look "nice" they simply won't do. I wish schools and society and whatnot wasn't so uptight about that. I wish people could wear a t-shirt and still be considered professional. It's not like I'd wear my Murderface t-shirt, or my alien t-shirt with the holes all over it to a school. I'd wear my study abroad one, or my cinco de mayo one, or my Lone Gunmen, Toronto Blue Jays, or Education Scholars one. None of those are offensive, and they are still comfortable. No stains or tears... I don't see what the big problem is with wearing a t-shirt to a school...

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I wish my computer wasn't so slow. I'm trying to watch episodes of Gilligan's Island online, but they are loading pretty slowly... Gilligan's Island is somehow amusing to me... Maybe I'm crazy. I also am fond of The Brady Bunch and Three's Company.

Fun fact about Gilligan's Island: do you know why the boat is called the S.S. Minnow?

Newton Minow, the head of the FCC, once gave a speech criticizing the quality of television, calling it a "vast wasteland" of worthless programming. A few years later, the producers of Gilligan's Island decided to name the boat the Minnow as a way of thumbing their nose at him by putting his name on a show that was one of the worst examples of what he complained about.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Gilligan's Island is a great show though. Newton Minow can go **** himself. I always assumed it was named after the little fishes. Here's a fun fact about the fish, the minnows. My dad always fished with them, while my sister and I would "save them," by releasing them into the water a few at a time while he wasn't looking. We also played with them to the point where they started acting sick, so we made another bucket be the minnow hospital. Then they'd die and we'd bury them in chewing tobacco cans. So, in short, my sister and I were the cause of death for countless little minnows. We didn't mean to, but we were really stupid.

 

[whereismynotecard]

It's s'posed ta snow like a mutha ****** up in here.

 

[whereismynotecard]

"Radio Controlled Projection Alarm"

Just the thought of trying to figure this mother ******* thing out makes me want to pull out hair. Not mine. Someone else's. Just so someone else will have as big a headache as I am going to have. It's such a complicated looking clock. My other alarm doesn't always wake me up anymore, because I'm used to it... and my travel one is too quiet, so I've got my dad's alarm clock now, and Imma try to set up the times on it before monday morning.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Okie dokie. The time has come, (the walrus said) to exit out of all computer programs in favour of devoting yet another night to watching numerous episodes of Gilligan's Island. I know it seems I've refered to myself as a walrus... just every time I say "the time has come...." it reminds me of that Alice in Wonderland quote... Now I feel bad for calling myself fat. I've hurt my own feelings. Again. Damn me. I can be so insensitive...

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

There's a ladybug on my computer. I don't know where it came from.

 

[ChristineES]

You're right, Hannah, Gilligan was a really sweet guy and Mary Ann was the nicest person- in fact, I saw Dawn Wells in interviews and she is as nice as her character, it appears. Even if he did overreact to everything, I thought the Skipper was very funny. And Mr. Howell was also very funny if you could ignore his extreme snobbishness. I didn't really like Ginger- she had a way of using sweet talk to get what she wanted. The professor wasn't that smart- he couldn't even fix a hole in a boat.

 

[whereismynotecard]

You're right, Hannah, Gilligan was a really sweet guy and Mary Ann was the nicest person- in fact, I saw Dawn Wells in interviews and she is as nice as her character, it appears. Even if he did overreact to everything, I thought the Skipper was very funny. And Mr. Howell was also very funny if you could ignore his extreme snobbishness. I didn't really like Ginger- she had a way of using sweet talk to get what she wanted. The professor wasn't that smart- he couldn't even fix a hole in a boat.

Yeah. Mr. Howell is growing on me. He always makes little jokes and then is so proud of himself. He's a dick, but he's kind of funny. Mrs. Howell, however, is 100% annoying. And I still hate Ginger, because every single scene she does is about her slutting around trying to trick everyone.

And about the professor not being that smart, that's another reason why I hate him! He acts like he knows everything! He makes medications, and tooth fillings, and mirrors, but he cannot fix a hole in a boat? He's a stupid idiot, but everyone still treats him like he knows everything. There was an entire episode when they determined they needed to make nails to patch up the boat. Then they tried to use glue, but it turned to powder. So all the professor needs to do is built some nails or glue. But he's too busy making mirrors. Plus, one time the radio stopped working, and he took the whole thing apart and only then came to the conclusion that the batteries were dead. Dumb ***.

At any rate, I'd much rather stay on the island forever than come back to live where there is government and taxes and all that. Those guys have all sorts of tropical fruit, and an uncanny ability to build chairs, hammocks, tables, houses, dishes and everything else. And their hair never gets greasy even though they don't have soap... unless the professor made some... They are lucky they all get along with each other so well. No one is trying to kill all the others or take over as a sort of dictator. It would be the perfect life. Especially if you got to be Gilligan, because he's always ******* everything up, and getting to do all sorts of fun little adventures and everyone still likes him.

Plus, there's monkey friends on the island. :danana:

 

[whereismynotecard]

There's a ladybug on my computer. I don't know where it came from.

That's a really scary story. Is it the horrible orange kind? Or the slightly less horrible, red kind? Either way, it's really scary. It's more scary if it's the horrible orange kind. Those are more gross, and they bite. :run:

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

That's a really scary story. Is it the horrible orange kind? Or the slightly less horrible, red kind? Either way, it's really scary. It's more scary if it's the horrible orange kind. Those are more gross, and they bite. :run:

He's one of the red ones. It's okay - I do my human things, he does his ladybug things... Everyone's getting along fine.

 

[ChristineES]

I like ladybugs in the garden since they eat aphids, who kill plants. You wouldn't believe how many of my plants were killed because of aphids! Besides, ladybugs are beetles and they isn't too much away from Beatles.

 

[Wandered Off]

Fun fact about Gilligan's Island:

Another fun fact about Gilligan's Island: The words to the hymn, "Amazing Grace" fit the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme song.